Category: IT

Moltbot: The Dumbass AI That Wants Your Data... and Maybe Your Soul Oh for fuck’s sake, the internet has gone and done it again. Some shiny new so-called "AI assistant" called Moltbot has gone viral, because apparently people...

SoundCloud Gets Shafted: 298 Million Poor Bastards Exposed Well, slap my circuits and call me compromised. SoundCloud, the lovely place where people upload their "sick beats" and "deep emotional poetry," just had 298 million...

6,000 SmarterMail Servers Get Shafted by Hijacking Attacks – Because of Course They Did Well, well, well... another day, another pack of sysadmins proving that patching is apparently harder than quantum physics. Over 6,000...

From Cipher to Fear – Or How Ransomware Bastards Use Psychology to Squeeze You Dry Right, here we bloody go again. Some bunch of digital lowlifes have taken ransomware from being just a pain in the ass to a masterclass in...

Blocking User Syncjacking: Because Users Can’t Be Trusted Not to Wreck Everything Oh for f***’s sake, here we go again. Some poor soul’s found yet another way for users to ruin your day: syncjacking. Yeah, turns out if...

Trust Through Certification in Microsoft Teams – Or How to Waste Your Life Approving Apps Right, so apparently Microsoft’s had this “bright” idea to make the Teams admin’s life just a little bit more “fun” (meaning:...

US Nabs 31 More Dipshits Behind ATM Malware Crime Spree Well, slap my circuits and call me cynical — the Feds finally caught another batch of digital dumbasses. Looks like Uncle Sam decided that 31 more morons running around...

Critical Sandbox Escape in VM2 – Because Why Would Anything Just Bloody Work? Oh look, another day, another colossal screw-up in the world of JavaScript. This time, it’s the VM2 library for Node.js — you know, the one...

Nike Gets Kicked in the Cyber Nuts – Data Breach Chaos Ensues Well, the mighty swoosh just face-planted in the digital mud. Nike, the multibillion-dollar sneaker empire, is apparently scratching its head trying to figure out...

WinRAR Still Getting Its Arse Kicked by Hackers – Because No One Updates the Bloody Thing Oh for f**k’s sake, WinRAR again. Yes, that ancient fossil of a compression tool is still being dragged through the digital mud because...