Category: IT

ChatGPT Finally Fixes Its Bloody Temporary Chat – Took It Long Enough Well, it’s about goddamn time! OpenAI finally decided to drag its lazy digital arse and do something useful for once – upgrading that half-baked...

VMware Gets Murdered by Yet Another Glorious Exploit — Because Apparently, Patching Is Too Bloody Hard So, grab your coffee (or whisky, depending on how many “oh f**k” emails you’ve had today), because CISA’s waving the...

Microsoft Kills Off Unattend.xml in WDS – Because Why The Hell Not? Well, those happy clowns at Microsoft have done it again — they’ve taken a nice, dependable, time-tested tool and thrown it off a goddamn cliff. That’s...

Hackers Give NPM’s New “Security” Feature the Finger Well, guess what, folks? The geniuses over at NPM thought they’d tighten up their defenses with this fancy-ass “Shai Hulud” system — basically a big, desert-worm...

6 Okta Security Settings You Probably Screwed Up (Because Of Course You Did) So here we go again — another delightful romp through all the ways IT departments manage to completely bungle basic security like a bunch of...

Nearly 800,000 Telnet Servers Hanging Their Digital Asses Out for Hackers Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Almost 800,000 Telnet servers are sitting out there on the Internet, bare-assed and waiting to be owned by anyone...

EU Goes After X for Grok’s Dirty Robot Porn – Because of Course It Bloody Does So, here we bloody go again. The European Commission has decided to haul Elon Musk’s madhouse—X (you know, that thing that might once have...

Cloudflare and the Great BGP Clusterfuck Well, guess what, folks — Cloudflare managed to trip over their own digital shoelaces and faceplant straight into a BGP route leak. Yeah, that’s right, the people tasked with keeping...

Microsoft Patches Yet Another Office Dumpster Fire So, guess what flaming mess dropped this month? Microsoft — yes, those digital clowns from Redmond — found yet another “oh look, we fucked up” bug in Microsoft Office...

Microsoft Screws Up Outlook... Again, Then Scrambles To Un-Screw It Well, well, well. Looks like Microsoft has done it again – borked their own bloody software to the point where Outlook started freezing like a nervous intern...