Category: IT

Microsoft’s January Windows 11 Updates: The Boot-Up Dumpster Fire of the Year Well, bloody brilliant — Microsoft’s done it again. The geniuses up in Redmond have apparently decided that our PCs weren’t suffering enough,...

1Password Finally Figures Out Phishing Exists – Bravo, You Late Bastards So, 1Password has finally dragged its collective arse into the 21st century and added a goddamn pop-up warning when some poor sod stumbles onto a...

The Konni Hackers Are at It Again — Now With Fancy AI Crap Oh, for ****’s sake. The sneaky little bastards from the Konni hacking group have crawled out from whatever digital cesspool they haunt, and this time, they’ve...

Fortinet Screws the Pooc—Again: The “Fixed” Patch That Isn’t Well, grab your coffee and your panic pills, because Fortinet’s managed to shit the bed again. Turns out their so-called “fix” for that nasty FortiCloud...

Hackers Make a Bloody Fortune at Pwn2Own Automotive 2026 So, apparently a bunch of devious little code wizards just walked off with over $1,047,000 at the Pwn2Own Automotive 2026 contest for digging up 76 zero-day...

Microsoft Breaks Outlook for iOS — Again. Because Why the Hell Not? Well, what a magnificent clusterfuck from the fine folks at Microsoft. Turns out, Outlook for iOS decided to go belly up — freezing, crashing, and generally...

Security Baseline for Microsoft 365 Apps v2512 – A Load of Policy-Flavored Fun Oh great, another bloody “security baseline” update from Microsoft. Because apparently what we all needed today was another 50-page novella of...

What an AI-Written Honeypot Taught Us — and Why Humanity’s Still Screwed Oh, bloody fantastic. Some genius decided to let an AI write a honeypot, because apparently, we’ve run out of actual humans to screw things up the...

Hackers Abuse Telnetd Bug Because Apparently, 2024 Still Thinks Telnet Is Cool Right, so apparently there’s a bunch of dumbass systems out there *still* running telnetd — yes, that ancient relic from the bloody Jurassic era...

US Booting Out a Bunch of ATM-Emptying Malware Morons Right, strap in because this one’s a real clusterfuck. The U.S. Feds have finally decided they’ve had enough of a pack of Venezuelan cyber-twats who thought it’d be...