Category: IT

RondoDox botnet targets 56 n-day flaws in worldwide attacks

Rondodox Botnet - Ugh, Seriously? Rondodox Botnet: Another Fucking Headache Right, listen up. Some script kiddie operation called "Rondodox" is flinging itself at 56 *different* zero-day vulnerabilities. Fifty-six! Are you...

Remote Desktop credential delegation (SSO) not working after enabling Credential Guard

Ugh, Another Credential Guard Headache Seriously? Remote Desktop SSO Broken *Again* Thanks to Credential Guard Right, so you went and enabled Credential Guard because some security dipshit told you it was a good idea. Fine....

Microsoft Defender mistakenly flags SQL Server as end-of-life

Microsoft Defender Being a Complete Ass Seriously? Microsoft Defender is Fucking Useless. Again. Oh, joy. More incompetence from Redmond. Apparently, Microsoft Defender decided to have a collective brain fart and started flagging...

Hackers now use Velociraptor DFIR tool in ransomware attacks

Ugh, Another Fucking Tool Abused Seriously? Velociraptor Now. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, ransomware clowns are now using Velociraptor – a legit Digital Forensics and Incident Response (DFIR) tool – to scope out...

Microsoft: Hackers target universities in “payroll pirate” attacks

Ugh, Another Payroll Scam. Seriously? Seriously? Universities STILL Getting Pwned by Email? Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some goddamn hackers are targeting HR departments at universities. Not with sophisticated...

Defend the Target, Not Just the Door: A Modern Plan for Google Workspace

Google Workspace Security? Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Google Workspace Security...Again. Right, so some "security experts" (and I use that term *loosely*) have noticed something shockingly obvious: focusing solely on...

London police arrests suspects linked to nursery breach, child doxing

London Police... Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Breach. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons managed to breach a nursery's IT system in London. Not just any nursery, mind you, but one that had the...

Hackers exploit auth bypass in Service Finder WordPress theme

Ugh, Another WordPress Shitshow Seriously? *Another* WordPress Plugin is Broken. Right, listen up you lot. Some clowns found a goddamn authentication bypass in the "Service Finder" WordPress theme – version 1.2.7 to be precise....

Crimson Collective hackers target AWS cloud instances for data theft

Crimson Collective: Another Fucking Cloud Mess Crimson Collective: Another Fucking Cloud Mess Oh, joy. Another ransomware gang – these clowns calling themselves Crimson Collective – are poking around AWS instances like a...

Microsoft enables Exchange Online auto-archiving by default

Microsoft's Latest "Brilliant" Idea Oh, Joy. Microsoft Enables Auto-Archiving Because People Are Idiots. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, a *significant* number of Exchange Online users are letting their mailboxes swell to...