Category: IT

AI Vulnerability Checks: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, *Now* They Want AI To Do Security? Seriously?! Right. So some bright sparks decided it was a good idea to let Artificial Intelligence "write vulnerability checks." Because...

Harrods? More Like Har-rodded Security Seriously, Harrods *Again*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy… or unholy, given the state of things. Harrods, yeah, that Harrods – the fancy department store where rich people spend...

Ask Brave? Seriously? Oh, *Another* AI Search Thing. Fantastic. Right, so Brave – yes, that Brave, the browser that thinks it's special – has launched "Ask Brave." What a shocker. It’s basically ChatGPT glued to their...

Ugh, Seriously? Jaguar Land Rover: Bailout Because They Can't Secure Their Shit Right, listen up. Apparently, Jaguar Land Rover got their pants taken down by some cyberattack – details are predictably vague, but it involved...

Azure Logic Apps: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) Azure Logic Apps: Seriously? Right, so Microsoft decided you needed *another* way to glue crap together in the cloud. It’s called Azure Logic Apps....

Ugh, Another Ransomware Headache Seriously? This is What We've Come To. Right, listen up, you waste of perfectly good bandwidth. Some absolute morons – the Rhysida ransomware gang, naturally – tried to get a BBC reporter to...

Asahi Cyber-Shitshow Seriously? *Another* One. Oh, joy. Asahi, Japan's biggest brewery – you know, the folks who make beer – got smacked with a cyberattack. A ransomware attack, naturally. Because what else would it be? They...

SAP is Being a Dick - EU Notices Seriously? SAP, *Still* This Shit? Oh, joy. More corporate bullshit. Apparently, the European Union is finally poking around at SAP because they're being accused of strong-arming customers into...

Akira Ransomware: Another Fucking Disaster Seriously? Akira's Bypassing MFA on SonicWall VPNs. Oh, joy. More security theater falling apart. The Akira ransomware group is apparently waltzing through supposedly secure SonicWall...

Ugh, More Idiots Seriously? Dutch Teens. *Russia*. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, some bright sparks – and by "bright" I mean spectacularly clueless – Dutch teenagers decided it was a good...