Category: IT

EU Throws a Bureaucratic Fit Over "High-Risk" Tech Suppliers Oh look, the European Union’s at it again — rolling out yet another goddamn cybersecurity "overhaul" because apparently, nobody trusts anyone with shiny electronics...

AI-Generated Malware: Because We Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Shit to Worry About Well, buckle up you poor bastards, because now even the bloody malware is writing itself. According to BleepingComputer, some shiny new piece of...

First Sign-In Restore for Windows Backup – Or How Microsoft Wants Us to Trust the Cloud Fairy So apparently, Microsoft’s latest bright idea is something called “First Sign-In Restore” for Windows Backup. Yeah, because...

Windows 11 Insider Preview Build 26220: Because Apparently Darkness Fixes Everything Oh joy, Microsoft dropped another damn Windows 11 Insider build — 26220, also known as KB5074157 — because clearly, what the world needed...

Jordanian Dumbass Pleads Guilty to Selling Corporate Network Access Well, stop the fucking presses. Another cyber genius — this time some Jordanian bloke named Malek Youssef Aljaja — thought selling access to over fifty...

Hacker Brags About Leaking Supreme Court Data on Instagram – Because Why the Hell Not? Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Some attention-seeking digital clown decided it’d be a great idea to swipe a pile of data from the...

UK Government Screams “Bloody Russians!” While the Internet Burns Well, what a shitshow. The UK government’s latest pearl of wisdom is that a bunch of Russian “hacktivist” groups are still flinging digital crap at...

Google Chrome’s AI “Scam Detector”: Now You Can Tell It to Sod Off So, Google’s decided to let you, the poor chrome-loving bastard, switch off that shiny little piece of "on-device AI" that’s been sitting there judging...

Google Chrome Gets "Gemini-Powered AI Skills" Because Clearly It Didn’t Eat Enough RAM Already So, here we bloody go again—Google’s at it once more, stuffing their browser full of even more AI bullshit that nobody actually...

The CIRO Clusterfuck: 750,000 Canadians Get Digitally Mugged Well, what a bloody surprise — another day, another pack of data-handling buffoons getting pantsed by hackers. The so-called “Canadian Investment Regulatory...