Category: IT

Microsoft's Latest Fuckery Seriously? PowerShell 2.0 is *GONE*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy... Microsoft has finally yanked PowerShell 2.0 from newer versions of Windows – specifically, Windows 11 and Server 2022....

ChatGPT Gmail Connector: A Disaster, Obviously Oh, *Great*. Another OpenAI Fuckup. Right, so OpenAI thought it was a brilliant idea to let ChatGPT rummage through your goddamn Gmail. A "connector" they called it. Yeah, right....

Pennsylvania AG's Email? FUBAR. Seriously, Another One?! Pennsylvania Attorney General’s Office Got Pwned. Oh joy. More incompetence. The Pennsylvania Attorney General’s office got hit with a cyberattack – surprise,...

Fortinet VPN? Seriously? Another Fucking Fortinet Fuckup. You're Welcome. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies – and probably state-sponsored actors, let’s be real – are hammering Fortinet VPNs with...

Entra ID is STILL Broken - Ugh. Microsoft Entra ID: Another Fucking Security Flaw. Seriously? Right, listen up. Some researchers – because Microsoft *clearly* can't find these things themselves – have discovered yet another...

Fortinet's Mess - A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Secure) Seriously? *Another* Fortinet Problem?! Oh, joy. More security bullshit from the clowns at Fortinet. Apparently, their FortiSIEM product has a...

Windows 11 Updates? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Windows Update Clusterfuck Right, listen up you lot. Microsoft's latest "masterpiece," the 24H2 update for Windows 11, is failing. *Again*. Shocking, I know. Apparently, a metric...

Microsoft's Promotion Path: A Load of Bollocks (According to Me) Microsoft's Promotion Path: A Load of Bollocks (According to Me) Right, listen up. Some idiot at Business Insider decided it was a good idea to dissect...

Who's Bloody Logged In? A Summary (Because You Can't Figure It Out) Seriously? Still Asking This Question? Right, so some people apparently can’t be bothered to learn basic system admin. The article – and I use that term...

Ugh, Windows 11 Support is Ending (Again) Seriously? Another EOL Already?! Right, listen up. Microsoft's decided that Windows 11 versions 23H2 – both Home and Pro – are officially useless garbage come November 13th, 2024....