Category: IT

ChatGPT Now Snoops Through Your Email, Because Of Course It Does Oh, Joy. ChatGPT Wants Your Gmail Data. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who apparently haven't learned enough from all the other privacy disasters – have now...

Allianz Life Got Pwned - Again Seriously? Allianz Life. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another data breach. This time it's Allianz Life Insurance getting their asses handed to them because they apparently think Salesforce is Fort Knox. Some...

Claude's Pathetic Attempt at Relevance Oh, *Now* They Care About Context Windows? Right. So Anthropic, the folks behind Claude (who were lagging badly), finally decided to give their API a context window bigger than a gnat's ass....

GPT-4o Restoration: A Fucking Headache Oh, Great. Another AI Problem. Right, so OpenAI's new GPT-4o is apparently fragile as fuck. Apparently, if you accidentally unleash the power of a hypothetical "GPT-5" (which doesn’t even...

Connex Credit Union: Another Fucking Breach Seriously? Connex Credit Union Got Hacked. Again. Oh, joy. Another financial institution couldn't be bothered to secure its systems properly. Connex Credit Union is admitting a data...

Seriously?! Exchange Servers Still Vulnerable? You People Are *Still* Failing at This. Right, listen up, you absolute clowns. Over 29,000 Microsoft Exchange servers are still wide open to a high-severity Remote Code Execution...

Ugh, More Idiots Getting Scammed Seriously? $100 Million?! Right, listen up. The DOJ just slapped charges on a bunch of Ghanaians – surprise, surprise – for running a goddamn *massive* romance scam and Business Email...

Ugh, Another Security Mess Seriously? Native Phishing. Are You Fucking Kidding Me? Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, the script kiddies and their slightly-more-competent older siblings have...

DarkBit Ransomware? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Ransomware Crack. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some script kiddie – or a bunch of them, frankly I don't *care* which – have "cracked" DarkBit ransomware. DarkBit, for...

Ugh, Another AI. Seriously? XAI's Grok 420: Because We *Needed* More Chatbots Right, so some company called XAI – and I use that name loosely, because 'Artificial Intelligence' is just marketing at this point – is flogging a...