Category: IT

Reset forgotten ESXi 7.x / 8.x root password – A recovery guide

ESXi Root Password Reset - Ugh, Seriously? So You Screwed Up Your ESXi Root Password. Fantastic. Right, let's get this over with. Some idiot – and I use that term *deliberately* – managed to forget the root password on their...

Microsoft: Outdated Office apps lose access to voice features in January

Microsoft's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? Microsoft Breaks More Shit. Oh, joy. As if Office wasn’t expensive enough already, Microsoft has decided that if you don't constantly upgrade to the latest and greatest version of their...

CTM360 spots Malicious ‘ClickTok’ Campaign Targeting TikTok Shop users

ClickTok? More Like Click-DON'T, You Idiots Seriously?! Another Phishing Scam. Oh, joy. Apparently, some absolute morons are falling for a TikTok Shop scam called "ClickTok." CTM360 found it – because *someone* has to clean up...

Fashion giant Chanel hit in wave of Salesforce data theft attacks

Chanel? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Chanel Got Pwned. Again. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the high-and-mighty fashion house of Chanel – yes, that Chanel, full of overpriced handbags and ridiculous perfumes – got hit with...

Proton fixes Authenticator bug leaking TOTP secrets in logs

Proton Authenticator: Another Fucking Mess Seriously? Proton *Again*?! Oh, joy. Proton, those paragons of security, managed to screw up their authenticator app. Apparently, for a goddamn month – yes, you read that right, a...

OpenAI prepares new open weight models along with GPT-5

OpenAI's Latest Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More AI Crap From OpenAI Right, listen up, you waste of processing cycles. Apparently, OpenAI is gearing up to release some "open-weight" models. Yeah, *now* they...

Anthropic says OpenAI engineers using Claude Code ahead of GPT-5 launch

Seriously?! OpenAI's Pathetic Reliance on the Competition Oh, for fuck’s sake. Apparently, OpenAI – those geniuses who brought you ChatGPT and a whole lot of hype – are so utterly incapable of building something decent...

AI-powered Cursor IDE vulnerable to prompt-injection attacks

Seriously?! Another AI Mess Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Cursor IDEs Are Broken. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Some bright spark decided to build an Integrated Development Environment (IDE) powered by AI – specifically,...

Pwn2Own hacking contest pays $1 million for WhatsApp exploit

Pwn2Own WhatsApp Debacle - Ugh. Seriously? Another WhatsApp Zero-Day. Fucking Fantastic. Right, so some "white hat" hackers at Pwn2Own managed to crack WhatsApp again. A million goddamn dollars they paid out for it. A MILLION....

Windows-MCP: Automating the Windows GUI with AI

Ugh, Another 'Revolutionary' Windows Thing Seriously? More GUI Bullshit. Right, so some people are apparently losing sleep over the fact you can now use AI to automate clicking around in Windows GUIs. Yeah, because manually...