Category: IT

ChatGPT’s GPT-5 models released: everything you need to know

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Coming (Because We Clearly Need More Problems) Right, so OpenAI's decided to unleash GPT-5 upon an unsuspecting world. Fantastic. As if we didn’t have enough trouble with the last one...

CISA orders fed agencies to patch new Exchange flaw by Monday

Ugh, Another Exchange Screwup Seriously? *Another* Exchange Vulnerability?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out in crayon. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure...

Fake WhatsApp developer libraries hide destructive data-wiping code

Seriously?! More Bullshit. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Some absolute morons – and I use that term *generously* – have been distributing fake WhatsApp developer libraries on GitHub. Not just any...

Pandora confirms data breach amid ongoing Salesforce data theft attacks

Pandora Got Pwned, Surprise! Oh Joy. Another Data Breach. Pandora This Time. Right, listen up you lot. Pandora – yeah, the music streaming thing – has *finally* admitted they got their data nicked in this ongoing clusterfuck...

Microsoft pays record $17 million in bounties over the last 12 months

Microsoft's Bounty Program: A Waste of Money, Honestly Seriously? Microsoft Paid *Seventeen Million* Dollars?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Microsoft shelled out a record $17 million in bug bounties over the past year....

Trend Micro warns of Apex One zero-day exploited in attacks

Trend Micro Zero-Day? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Zero-Day. Right, listen up, you lot. Trend Micro's endpoint protection software has a zero-day vulnerability – meaning some clever bastards are exploiting it right now....

WhatsApp adds new security feature to protect against scams

WhatsApp's Pathetic Attempt at Security Seriously? *Now* They Think of That? Oh, joy. WhatsApp, bless their cotton socks, has finally decided to add a little something to stop scammers. After years of letting the platform be...

ReVault flaws let hackers bypass Windows login on Dell laptops

Dell Laptops? More Like Dell *Lock*ports - A Summary (Ugh) Seriously, Another One?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them in crayon. Dell's pre-installed Revault software – that crapware...

National Bank of Canada online systems down due to ‘technical issue’

National Bank of Canada? More Like National *Broken* Bank of Canada Seriously?! Another One. Oh, joy. The National Bank of Canada had a "technical issue" yesterday – which is corporate-speak for “some idiot screwed something...

Google suffers data breach in ongoing Salesforce data theft attacks

Google? Seriously?! Another Breach. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Google. Google got pwned. Again. Apparently some scumbags are still poking holes in their Salesforce instance – you know, the one place *everyone*...