Category: IT

Sotheby's Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Sotheby’s Got Hacked. Again. Right, so the fancy auction house, Sotheby’s – yeah, the one for people with more money than sense – got their systems pwned. Apparently some miscreant...

F5 Got Pwned. Again. Seriously? F5, You've GOT to Be Kidding Me Oh, joy. Another security breach. This time it’s F5 Networks, the people who make those ridiculously overpriced network appliances everyone seems to rely on....

Core HR? Seriously? Core HR: A Waste of Perfectly Good Electricity (According to Me) Ugh. Fine. You want a summary of "Core HR"? It's the *basic* shit companies do to keep track of their meat puppets – I mean, employees....

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? You Need *This* Explained? Right, so some people apparently need to be told how to look for their data being flogged on the dark web. Fantastic. The article basically says Network...

Mango Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Mango Got Hacked. Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, the clothing chain Mango – yes, that Mango – has suffered a data breach. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. Like they...

Microsoft's Clusterfuck of the Month Oh, *Wonderful*. More Microsoft Bullshit. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by 'wisdom', I mean staggering incompetence), is about to screw over...

WSL on Server 2025? Seriously? Oh, Joy. WSL on Windows Server 2025 - A Summary (Because I Have To) Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, are *finally* letting you run a Linux subsystem on Windows Server 2025. Like we...

F5 Big-IP: Another Fucking Security Clusterfuck Oh, joy. More security holes in F5's Big-IP appliances. Apparently, some vulnerabilities were nicked during a… let’s call it an “incident” (because "massive data breach" is...

Seriously?! Another Phishing Scam You People Are *Still* Falling For This Shit? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, some absolute geniuses are getting emails claiming their LastPass or Bitwarden accounts have been...

Powerschool Hack - Ugh, Seriously? Another Idiot Gets Four Years. Powerschool, FFS. Right, listen up. Some numpty – a 21-year-old named Benjamin Dalton – managed to hack into Powerschool, that godforsaken student information...