Category: IT

Microsoft's Latest "Brilliant" Idea Oh, Joy. Microsoft Enables Auto-Archiving Because People Are Idiots. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, a *significant* number of Exchange Online users are letting their mailboxes swell to...

Microsoft Messes Up, Again Oh Joy. Another Microsoft Clusterfuck. Right, listen up you lot. Microsoft 365 had a massive outage today – surprise, fucking surprise. Teams and Exchange Online were basically unusable for *hours*....

Asahi Brewery Got Pwned - Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Ransomware Victim. Right, listen up, you lot. Asahi, the beer company? Yeah, them. They got hit by Qilin ransomware. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. Like they didn't...

FileFix Attack: Seriously? Oh, *Another* One. FileFix is a Thing Now. Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns have figured out a new way to sneak malware past your precious security software. It's called "FileFix," and it’s...

Windows 365 Cloud Apps - Ugh. Windows 365 Cloud Apps: A Summary (Because Apparently You Need One) Right, listen up. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and by that I mean blatant attempt to get more of your goddamn money –...

Google's Pathetic Attempt at Damage Control Seriously? *Now* They Care About AI Bugs. Oh, now Google’s worried about their AI spewing garbage and potentially causing actual harm? After years of shoving half-baked models out the...

Ugh, Another Security "Revolution" Seriously? AI is Now Testing Your Security... Right, so apparently humans weren't completely useless at security testing. But now, because everything needs a goddamn AI slapped on it, we’re...

Microsoft's Bullshit, Summarized (Because I Have to) Seriously? More of *This* From Microsoft Oh joy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and by "wisdom" I mean relentless pursuit of data harvesting – have decided that you...

Avnet Got Pwned, Surprise! Oh Joy. Another Breach. Avnet This Time. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Avnet – yeah, the electronics distributor, for those of you who haven't heard of them because you have a life – got hit...

Seriously?! Another Crypto Heist North Korea's Been Robbing Everyone Blind (Again) Oh, fantastic. Like we didn’t have enough problems, the goddamn North Koreans are at it again. Apparently, their “cyber actors” – let’s...