Category: IT

Oh, *Great*. Another AI Thing. Seriously? OpenAI's Building Agent Builders. Fucking Fantastic. Right, so the geniuses over at OpenAI – you know, the ones who unleashed that word-vomiting chatbot on an unsuspecting public –...

ChatGPT Pulse: Another Fucking Distraction Oh, Great. *Another* ChatGPT Thing. Right, so OpenAI is releasing "Pulse." What the hell is Pulse? Apparently, it's a web interface for ChatGPT – because clearly, accessing it through...

Ugh, Another Hackathon. Seriously? Seriously? $45 Million for Cloud Bugs. Right, so some outfit – a bunch of venture capitalists and cloud providers apparently – are throwing forty-five million dollars at anyone who can find...

Copilot's a Fucking Mess, Surprise! Microsoft Copilot is Broken. *Again*. Oh joy. Microsoft’s shiny new AI toy, Copilot, is predictably shitting the bed. Apparently, if you – and who doesn't run multiple Office apps at once?...

GoAnywhere? More Like GoAnywhere *Straight To Hell* Seriously, Another One?! Right, listen up. Microsoft's got another mess on their hands – a critical vulnerability in GoAnywhere MFT (Managed File Transfer). Yeah, another one....

ParkMobile Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? ParkMobile. *ParkMobile*. Right, so some clowns at ParkMobile got their database spectacularly violated back in 2021 – like, two years ago, are you kidding me? Twenty-two million users...

Ugh, Another Zero-Day. Seriously? Zimbra's Got Problems (Again) - You're Probably Screwed Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns figured out a way to hack Zimbra email servers – again. This time it’s through maliciously...

Discord Got Pwned, Again. Seriously? Oh Joy, Another Data Breach: Discord Support Tickets Leaked Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Discord – yeah, the chat app your teenagers are probably using to plan… whatever it is...

Palo Alto Getting Poked At - Ugh. Seriously? Palo Alto *Again*? Right, listen up. Some script kiddies – and probably some actual nation-state actors, let's be real – are currently having a field day scanning the internet for...

ChatGPT's Global Conquest of Annoyance - A Summary (Ugh) Oh, Joy. More ChatGPT. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who’ve decided the world *needs* more AI babble – are rolling out ChatGPT to four more countries: India,...