Category: IT

Seriously?! Another Fucking Panic? Oh, For The Love Of… Google Didn't Tell 25 Billion People To Reset Their Passwords. Right, listen up, you lot. Some absolute moron started spreading a rumor – a *rumor*, mind you – that...

Windows 11 25H2: A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, *Another* Windows Update? Seriously. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, have shoved out another "moment" update for Windows 11 – 25H2. Like we’re all...

Cloudflare Got Pwned. Again. Seriously? Cloudflare, AGAIN?! Oh joy. Another "sophisticated" supply chain attack. This time it's Cloudflare getting their bits and pieces compromised because some other companies – Salesloft and...

Seriously? Amazon Had to *Save* Microsoft Again?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, those chuckleheads at Microsoft couldn't secure their own damn 365 platform, so Amazon had to swoop in and clean up the mess....

Zscaler Got Pwned. Again. Seriously? Zscaler, Data Breach... *Again* Oh joy. Another security clusterfuck. Apparently, Zscaler – you know, the "cloud security" company that's supposed to be keeping everyone safe – got their...

Windows Backup? Seriously? Oh, *Now* Microsoft Cares About Backups? Right. So apparently, after decades of making us rely on third-party crap or scripting our own solutions because their built-in tools were utterly useless,...

Oh, *Now* They Care About Quality? OpenAI's "Thinking Effort" – Seriously? Right. So, after unleashing a chatbot that hallucinates more than a desert trip on bad acid, OpenAI’s decided they need to make ChatGPT… *think...

TamperedChef Infostealer - Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Malware Campaign. You're Welcome. Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns are pushing a piece of crap infostealer called "TamperedChef" – original name, right? –...

Microsoft's BS About That Update Oh, Great. Another Microsoft Clusterfuck. Right, so Microsoft’s finally deigned to acknowledge the screaming hordes reporting their SSDs taking a dirt nap after installing KB5063878. And what do...

Microsoft's Latest "Brilliant" Idea Oh, Joy. MFA for Azure. Seriously? Right, listen up, you lot. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by that I mean staggering incompetence), has decided to *finally* enforce Multi-Factor...