Category: IT

Microsoft's SSD Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because They Can't Fix It Themselves) Oh, *Now* They Want Your Input? Right. So Microsoft’s finally noticed some of their goddamn Windows installs are actively killing SSDs. Shocker....

Ollama Remote Access - Ugh. Seriously? More Self-Hosted Bullshit. Right, so some idiot decided they *needed* to access their locally run Ollama AI models remotely via HTTP. Because apparently using the command line isn't painful...

Qilin Ransomware "Reward"? Don't Be A Fucking Idiot. Seriously? People Fell For *This* Shit? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Europol had to come out and explicitly state that the whole “reward” being offered by the...

Colt Got Pwned, Surprise! Seriously? Colt Data Leaked. Again. Oh joy. Another company with "security" that's about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. Colt, yeah, the firearms manufacturer, got hit by the Warlock...

Ugh, Microsoft Messed Up *Again* Seriously? Windows Recovery is Broken. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: complete incompetence), bollocksed up the Windows Recovery Environment (WinRE)...

Microsoft's Latest Fuck-Up (and Fix) Seriously? Windows Updates. *Again*. Oh, joy. Microsoft had another spectacular failure with their update process. Apparently, a bunch of users were getting the 0x8007007f error – which...

Microsoft's Clusterfuck of SSD Failures - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, GREAT. More Microsoft Bullshit. So, apparently, Windows updates are still managing to brick perfectly good SSDs. Yeah, you heard that right....

Email Security: A Fucking Disaster Seriously? Email Security STILL Sucks. Oh, joy. Another article telling me what I *already* know. Apparently, relying on just blocking emails isn't working. Shocking, right? Like expecting a...

Copilot's a Fucking Mess, Surprise! Microsoft Copilot is Down. *Again*. Oh joy. Microsoft’s bleeding-edge AI bullshit, Copilot – the one they shoved down everyone’s throats and promised would revolutionize productivity –...

Password Managers: Still a Fucking Headache Oh, Joy. Another Password Manager Screwup. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, researchers found that a bunch of the big-name password managers – 1Password, Bitwarden, Dashlane,...