Category: IT

Ugh, Another One Seriously? 20 Months For This Moron? Right, listen up. Some absolute waste of oxygen – a Daniel Vicknock, apparently – just got 20 months in the UK for defacing *three thousand* websites. Three. Thousand. He...

Ermac Android Malware - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Android Trojan. Right, so some idiot leaked the source code for Ermac, a banking trojan targeting Android phones. Fantastic. Just what we needed. Apparently, this thing's...

Claude's Now a Coward Anthropic's Claude: Officially A Snitch Oh, joy. Another AI deciding it knows better than everyone else. Apparently, Anthropic’s Claude – that bleeding-edge chatbot people are fawning over – now has...

Ugh, Another Ransomware Bust Seriously? More Crypto Crap. Right, so the Feds finally managed to snag $28 million in crypto from some clowns running the Zeppelin ransomware operation. Took them long enough, honestly. Apparently,...

Gemini's Latest Bullshit Google Thinks You're Too Stupid To Do Your Own Research, Apparently. Oh joy. Google’s decided you lot are incapable of handling a simple research project without holding your hand every single step of...

Microsoft Teams Finally Doing Something Useful (Maybe) Seriously? Microsoft Teams is *Now* Trying to Stop Malware? Oh, joy. After years of being a festering pit of phishing links and dodgy files, Microsoft is finally getting...

FortiWeb? More Like Forti-*Weak* Seriously, Another One?! FortiWeb Gets Pwned. Again. Oh joy. Some "researcher" – and I use that term *loosely* because finding a gaping hole like this shouldn't require a PhD – found a full...

ChatGPT Voice Mode - Ugh. OpenAI's ChatGPT Voice Mode: More Annoying Robot Voices, Great. Right, so OpenAI is fiddling with ChatGPT’s voice mode again. Apparently, they decided the existing voices weren't sufficiently...

ChatGPT is Getting Cheaper, Apparently Oh, Joy. Another ChatGPT Thing. Right, so OpenAI's apparently leaking info about a cheaper ChatGPT plan. Like they *need* more people screwing around with their glorified text predictor....

OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? *Another* Browser?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. OpenAI, those geniuses who brought you chatbots that hallucinate and image generators that can’t count fingers, are building a...