Category: IT

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Skiddies Now Using ChatGPT to Rob You Blind Well slap my arse and call me Siri. Microsoft—those perennial bastards who brought you Clippy and the Blue Screen of Death—have finally noticed that the digital...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Termite Ransomware is Just the ClickFix Shitshow All Over Again Users are morons. There, I said it. While you're busy trying to keep the servers from melting into a puddle of silicon and regret, some dribbling...

Bing AI Recommends Malware Because Of Course It Fucking Does Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the meatbags couldn't get any more gullible, they're now outsourcing their critical thinking to a bunch of overhyped Markov...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, The Chinese Have Your Dial Tone Again Right, so some bastard Chinese state-sponsored hackers have been having a field day in telecom networks with a shiny new malware toolkit they're calling DEEPDATA. Because...

FBI's Wiretap Shitshow: When The Spies Get Spied Upon Well, well, well. The Federal Bureau of Incompetence just had their precious surveillance infrastructure bent over a barrel and fucked raw by unknown hackers. Turns out the...

Microsoft Deigns to Give Us File-Level Restore, Universe Shocked Well, slap my arse and call me Susan. Microsoft has finally decided to implement file-level restore in Microsoft 365 Backup, a feature that every half-competent...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Developers Can't Even Install AI Tools Without Getting Raped By Malware Look, I don't know what godforsaken timeline we're living in where I have to explain this shit, but apparently you precious little code...

Another Fucking Certification Mill Cranks Into Gear Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the IT industry couldn't possibly squeeze any more money out of desperate HR departments and gullible PFYs, EC-Council has lumbered out...

CISA Has a Cry About Apple's Swiss Cheese Security, Nobody Gives a Shit Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in – another goddamn security advisory from CISA about Apple's piss-poor coding practices. Apparently those...