Category: IT

10,000+ Fortinet Firewalls: The Dumpster Fire Edition So, guess what? The gods of cybersecurity are laughing their asses off again. Over **10,000 Fortinet firewalls**—those shiny, “enterprise-grade” hunks of supposed...

Cryptocurrency Theft Attacks Traced to 2022 LastPass Breach — Or, How Everyone’s Wallet Got Properly Shafted Right, strap in. It turns out those lovely bastards who hacked LastPass back in 2022 didn’t just walk away with...

Covenant Health's Data Dumpster Fire – Nearly Half a Million Patients Screwed Well, what the ever-loving hell do we have here? Covenant Health just managed to screw the pooch harder than a Windows 95 update. Apparently, some...

Microsoft Entra Certificate Change – Or How to Ruin an Admin’s Week Right, listen up, you caffeine-dependent sysadmin heroes. Microsoft, in its infinite bloody wisdom, has decided to rotate the certificates for Entra ID (what...

GlassRAT? GlassWORM? Whatever It Is – Macs Just Got Properly Shafted by Malware Again Oh bloody brilliant, just what the smug Mac crowd needed – a fresh serving of digital shit stew called GlassRAT (because apparently, every...

The Biggest Cybersecurity F**k-Ups of 2025 – A Beautiful Dumpster Fire Ah, 2025 – the year the internet collectively decided to pull down its digital pants and moon security best practices. According to BleepingComputer’s...

OpenAI’s Freebie Circus: “Congrats, You’re Randomly Chosen to Get What Others Pay For” So, apparently, OpenAI decided to play Santa this week and toss out ChatGPT Plus subscriptions like a half-baked corporate raffle....

Hackers Are Having a Bloody Field Day with Microsoft’s Copilot Studios “Connected Agents” Feature Well, fuck me sideways — Microsoft managed to roll out another shiny “AI innovation” that’s practically begging to be...

Disney’s $10 Million “Oops, We Totally Didn’t Exploit Kids for Data” Settlement Oh look, another giant mouse-shaped corporation caught with its hand in the cookie jar. This time it’s bloody Disney coughing up $10...

IBM Screws the Pooch Again: API Connect Auth Bypass Fiasco Well, hold onto your arse, because IBM’s managed to screw something up *again*. Apparently, there’s this “critical” (read: holy-fucking-disaster-level)...