Category: IT

Microsoft Foundry on Windows Server – Because Clearly, We Needed *Another* Damn Platform So apparently, the brain wizards at Microsoft decided we didn’t already have enough server crap to manage, so they cooked up this...

Windows Admin Center Gets Virtualization Mode – Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough Damn Modes Already So, Microsoft—bless their caffeine-fueled little hearts—decided that managing Windows Servers wasn’t *quite*...

Windows 11 Update Finally Stops File Explorer from Throwing a Fit Well, holy flaming dumpster fire, Microsoft actually managed to unfuck something for once. The shiny new patch, dubbed KB5070311, rolled out for Windows 11, and...

Microsoft Strikes Again – Now File Explorer Flashes Like a Disco Ball Right, so those magnificent bastards at Microsoft have done it again. They shoved out update KB5070311 for Windows 11, probably thinking they’re making our...

University of Pennsylvania Gets Shafted by Oracle EBS Hack — Surprise, Your Data’s Gone! Well, isn't that just fucking peachy? The University of Pennsylvania — yes, that big fancy “look how prestigious we are” school...

Fake Calendly Invites Are the New "Click-Here-to-Get-F**ked" Well, well, well... another bloody day on the internet, and the hackers have once again found a way to make everyone’s life a digital cesspool. Some absolute bastards...

Google Fixes Two Bloody Android Zero-Days — Again! Well, here we go again. Google’s Android team has had to scramble around like headless chickens to plug not one, but *two* new zero-day holes being actively exploited in the...

North Korea’s Latest Scam: “Rent-an-Engineer” – Because Of Course They Bloody Did Right, grab a coffee and brace for stupidity at a national scale. North Korea’s cyber goons are apparently bored of the usual hacking and...

Cybercrime Goes Full SaaS — Because Why The Hell Not Well, isn’t this just bloody fantastic. The cybercriminal morons have decided it’s too hard to actually hack things themselves — so now they’ve fired up their own...

New Outlook and the Excel Attachment Shitshow Ah, Microsoft, that lovable dumpster fire that keeps on giving. So apparently, the shiny new Outlook for Windows—you know, the one they keep pushing like it’s the second coming of...