Category: IT

Cox Enterprises Trips Over Oracle's Digital Banana Peel Well, well, well — another bloody day, another corporate data breach clusterfuck. Cox Enterprises, the lovely bunch behind Cox Communications and a pile of other...

WhatsApp’s Glorious Ball-Up: 3.5 Billion Accounts Up For Grabs So apparently, WhatsApp — that massive privacy-loving, encryption-screaming chat app — managed to leave a nice big hole in their system. Yeah, a proper...

Google’s AI Answers Are Now Infested With Freaking Ads – Because Of Course They Are Oh, bloody marvellous. Just when you thought the internet couldn’t get any more like a corporate dumpster fire, Google decides to start...

Avast Gives Everyone Free AI Shields Because Scammy Bastards Never Sleep Well, holy flaming fuckballs — Avast has finally done something that doesn’t involve trying to upsell you another “premium” version of their...

Azure Network Security Hub – Yet Another Bloody “Solution” From the Cloud Overlords Right, so Microsoft’s at it again, spewing out another shiny “one-stop-shop” piece of network security wizardry they’re calling the...

Scattered Spider Teen Hackers Cry “Not Guilty,” Because Apparently Reality Is Optional So, get this — a couple of little cyber-brats from the UK, allegedly part of that digital nuisance known as Scattered Spider, waltzed...

FCC Decides That Cybersecurity Is Optional — Because Who Needs Safety Anyway? Oh, for fuck’s sake. The FCC has just rolled back some cybersecurity rules for telecom companies, basically saying, “Hey hackers, the door’s...

CrowdStrike Finds a Sneaky Bastard Feeding Hackers Well, isn’t this just bloody typical. CrowdStrike — you know, the cyber nerd overlords with too many dashboards and not enough coffee — caught one of their own supposedly...

Grafana’s Latest “Oh Sh*t, Everyone’s an Admin!” F**k-Up So Grafana, that darling of dashboard nerds everywhere, has once again outdone itself in the category of “Let’s See How Badly We Can Screw Over Sysadmins.”...

Microsoft’s Patch Party: Now With Infinite Hotpatch Loops! Well, those magnificent bastards at Microsoft have done it again. This time, Windows 11 users got to enjoy a thrilling, never-ending dance with the “Hotpatch...