Category: IT

Princeton’s Latest Screw-Up: When Ivy League Meets "Oops, We Lost Your Data" Oh, fantastic. The elite brain trust at Princeton University – you know, the one that prides itself on producing the world’s "best and brightest"...

Google Decides to Point the Finger at Battery-Sucking Apps — About Bloody Time So apparently the geniuses at Google have finally noticed that half the crap on their Play Store is draining batteries faster than a vampire at a...

Jaguar Land Rover Got Digitally Mugged for Over £220 Million Well, well, well... looks like Jaguar Land Rover just learned the hard way that "premium brand" doesn’t make you bulletproof in cyberspace. Those poor bastards got...

Ancient Internet Crap Now Being Used to Screw Everyone—Meet the ClickFix Malware Mess Well, bloody fantastic. Just when you thought the internet couldn’t dig any deeper into the landfill of ancient protocols, some...

Microsoft’s Latest Update Disaster: KB5068781 Throws a Tantrum Oh, look! Microsoft managed to screw the pooch *again.* The shiny new Windows 10 KB5068781 “Extended Security Update” decided to shit itself with the glorious...

FortiWeb’s Latest Dumpster Fire – Because Apparently Security Is Optional Now Well, here we go again. Fortinet, the poster child for “What could possibly go wrong?”, has managed to cock up another security product. This...

DoorDash Does It Again — Another Shiny Data Breach Because Why the Hell Not? Oh look, DoorDash managed to screw the pooch once more. Apparently, these geniuses got hit by yet *another* data breach in October, because securing...

ASUS Router Clusterfuck: Critical Auth Bypass May Let Hackers Wreck Your Internet Life Oh, brilliant — another day, another shitty router vulnerability. This time it’s ASUS screwing the pooch with a big, fat security hole in...

Google Trips Over Its Own Damn Developer Policy (Again) Well, what a shocker. Google — that great, omnipotent tech overlord that can do no wrong — decided to fuck around with Android developer registration rules... and then,...

Migrating WSUS to Windows Server 2025 – Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things Alright, strap in, you miserable lot. The article goes on about how to drag that festering corpse of a service called WSUS over to Windows...