Category: IT

Google's Pathetic Attempt at Damage Control Seriously? *Now* They Care About AI Bugs. Oh, now Google’s worried about their AI spewing garbage and potentially causing actual harm? After years of shoving half-baked models out the...

Ugh, Another Security "Revolution" Seriously? AI is Now Testing Your Security... Right, so apparently humans weren't completely useless at security testing. But now, because everything needs a goddamn AI slapped on it, we’re...

Microsoft's Bullshit, Summarized (Because I Have to) Seriously? More of *This* From Microsoft Oh joy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and by "wisdom" I mean relentless pursuit of data harvesting – have decided that you...

Avnet Got Pwned, Surprise! Oh Joy. Another Breach. Avnet This Time. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Avnet – yeah, the electronics distributor, for those of you who haven't heard of them because you have a life – got hit...

Seriously?! Another Crypto Heist North Korea's Been Robbing Everyone Blind (Again) Oh, fantastic. Like we didn’t have enough problems, the goddamn North Koreans are at it again. Apparently, their “cyber actors” – let’s...

Oracle Zero-Day? Seriously? Another Fucking Oracle Mess. You're Welcome. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some zero-day vulnerability in Oracle – because *of course* there is – has been getting abused by CLOP ransomware...

DraftKings? More Like Draft*Failings*, Am I Right? Oh, joy. Another goddamn data breach. This time it's DraftKings, the online betting site for people with questionable life choices. Apparently, some assholes are using...

Google's Gemini is a Fucking Mess (and They Don't Care) Right, listen up, you lot. Google’s new AI chatbot, Gemini? It's got a problem. A *serious* problem. Some researchers found they can sneak malicious commands into it...

Defender for Identity & Secure Score: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) Microsoft Defender for Identity and Secure Score? Seriously. Ugh, fine. I’ll explain it. Because *someone* has to. Microsoft wants you...

Oracle EBS? Seriously? Another Fucking Oracle Mess. You're Welcome. Right, listen up, you lot. Oracle’s E-Business Suite (EBS) – that ancient pile of crap some companies *still* use – has a zero-day vulnerability. A...