Category: IT

Azure Logic Apps: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) Azure Logic Apps: Seriously? Right, so Microsoft decided you needed *another* way to glue crap together in the cloud. It’s called Azure Logic Apps....

Ugh, Another Ransomware Headache Seriously? This is What We've Come To. Right, listen up, you waste of perfectly good bandwidth. Some absolute morons – the Rhysida ransomware gang, naturally – tried to get a BBC reporter to...

Asahi Cyber-Shitshow Seriously? *Another* One. Oh, joy. Asahi, Japan's biggest brewery – you know, the folks who make beer – got smacked with a cyberattack. A ransomware attack, naturally. Because what else would it be? They...

SAP is Being a Dick - EU Notices Seriously? SAP, *Still* This Shit? Oh, joy. More corporate bullshit. Apparently, the European Union is finally poking around at SAP because they're being accused of strong-arming customers into...

Akira Ransomware: Another Fucking Disaster Seriously? Akira's Bypassing MFA on SonicWall VPNs. Oh, joy. More security theater falling apart. The Akira ransomware group is apparently waltzing through supposedly secure SonicWall...

Ugh, More Idiots Seriously? Dutch Teens. *Russia*. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, some bright sparks – and by "bright" I mean spectacularly clueless – Dutch teenagers decided it was a good...

Ugh, Another Day, Another Malware Infection Seriously? Fake Teams Installers. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Right, listen up, you lot. Some absolute geniuses (read: script kiddies) are pushing malware – they're calling it "Oyster,"...

Ugh, Another Windows 10 Update Seriously? Still With This Shit? Right, listen up. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by 'wisdom' I mean blatant disregard for your sanity), have released the *final* preview build of Windows...

GoAnywhere? More Like GoAnywhere *Into* a Fucking Disaster Seriously, Another One?! Right, listen up. Fortra's GoAnywhere MFT – that piece of software people apparently use to move files around – has been getting hammered by...

Generative AI? More Like Generative *Problems*, You Idiots Oh, Great. Another Security Mess. Right, so some "experts" finally noticed that shoving generative AI into everything isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Shocking, I know....