Category: IT

Signal adds secure cloud backups to save and restore chats

Signal Backups? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Signal Now Does Cloud Backups. Right, so the geniuses over at Signal finally figured out that people *might* want to save their chat history when they switch phones or something equally...

Hackers steal 3,325 secrets in GhostAction GitHub supply chain attack

GhostAction: Another Fucking Supply Chain Mess Seriously? *Another* One?! GhostAction. Oh, joy. More developers being spectacularly clueless about security. Some morons over at GitHub got pwned – a project called "GhostAction"...

Surge in networks scans targeting Cisco ASA devices raise concerns

Cisco ASA Scanning - Ugh. Seriously? More Cisco Shit. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently some script kiddies – and let's be real, it’s *always* script kiddies – are poking around a whole bunch of Cisco ASA firewalls....

Czech cyber agency warns against Chinese tech in critical infrastructure

Czechs Finally Notice the Obvious Seriously? Czech Republic Warns About Chinese Tech. *Now*? Oh, for fuck's sake. The National Cyber Security Authority (NÚKIB) of the Czech Republic has issued a warning about using tech from...

iCloud Calendar abused to send phishing emails from Apple’s servers

iCloud Calendar Phishing - Ugh. Seriously? iCloud Calendar is Now a Phishing Vector. Right, so Apple's iCloud calendar feature – you know, the one people *trust* with their lives – has been getting abused by spammers and...

AI-powered malware hit 2,180 GitHub accounts in “s1ngularity” attack

S1ngularity Attack - Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another AI Disaster: S1ngularity Attack Right, listen up. Some script kiddies – calling themselves "s1ngularity" because originality is *clearly* dead – managed to...

VirusTotal finds hidden malware phishing campaign in SVG files

Seriously?! More Phishing Crap You Won't BELIEVE What Idiots Are Doing Now Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, people are still falling for phishing emails. And now they’re hiding malicious JavaScript inside SVG...

Critical SAP S/4HANA vulnerability now exploited in attacks

SAP S/4HANA? More Like SAP *Screw* You HANA Oh, Joy. Another Fucking Vulnerability. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some critical vulnerability – CVE-2023-7255 – in SAP S/4HANA is now being actively exploited. Yeah,...

Don’t let outdated IGA hold back your security, compliance, and growth

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? Still Talking About This Crap? Right, so apparently some companies are still running Identity and Access Governance (IGA) systems that are older than my last system reboot – which was,...

Microsoft gives US students a free year of Microsoft 365 Personal

Microsoft's "Generosity" - Ugh. Seriously? Microsoft Gives Students Free Stuff. Oh, joy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and blatant attempt to lock people into their ecosystem before they even *know* better), is giving US...