Category: IT

Columbia University? More Like Columbia *Incompetence* University Seriously, Another One?! Oh joy. Columbia University got pwned. Not a little tap on the wrist either – we're talking nearly 870,000 people having their personal...

Microsoft Lens is Going to the Fucking Dumpster Seriously? Microsoft Kills *Another* App. Oh, joy. More Microsoft "innovation." They're sunsetting Microsoft Lens – that PDF scanner app for iOS and Android – on September 1st....

Microsoft's Latest "Helpful" Intervention Oh, Joy. Microsoft is "Helping" Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some ancient-ass protocol called FPRPC (File Protocol RPC) – seriously, who even *remembers* this garbage?...

Ugh, Another Breach Seriously? The US Courts Got Hacked. Again. Right, so the U.S. Judiciary just *had* to admit they got pwned. Apparently some miscreant(s) managed to compromise PACER – that godforsaken electronic records...

Ugh, Another Browser War. Seriously? The New Browser War: Does Fair Use Kill the Open Web? (A Summary – Because I Have to) Right, so some clowns are whining about how browser extensions that summarize articles using "fair use"...

Seriously?! Another Scam Report You Idiots Lost $700 Million. Seriously. Right, listen up, you lot. The FTC says old people – and I use that term *loosely* because some of them are just… gullible – handed over a...

WinRAR is STILL a mess, you idiots. Seriously? WinRAR. *Again*. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… another zero-day in WinRAR. A goddamn zero-day. Apparently, if some chuckleheads calling themselves "RomCom" (seriously, the...

GPT-5 is a Mess, Apparently Oh, Joy. Another AI Clusterfuck. Right, so OpenAI's GPT-5? Yeah, it launched and immediately choked on its own hype. Users – the *paying* users, mind you – are screaming about slow responses,...

Optus Data Breach: A Summary (Because Apparently You Need One) Optus is in Court, *Again*. Seriously? Right. Listen up, you lot. Optus, those blithering idiots who managed to lose the personal data of millions of Australians back...

GPT-5? Seriously? Microsoft Leaks Future AI Models, Because Apparently Security is Optional Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Microsoft. They've gone and done it again. Some internal documentation – because *obviously*...