Category: IT

Google Chrome Bolts on Yet Another “Security” Layer for Gemini AI, Because Why the Hell Not Well, what fresh hell do we have here? Apparently, the geniuses at Google have decided Chrome needs yet *another* cosmic layer of...

Poland Bags a Bunch of Tech-Savvy Dumbasses with Fancy Hacking Toys Well, well, well — looks like the Polish cops finally got their hands on a small troupe of Ukrainian cyber-clowns running around with hacking gear that looks...

NanoKVM’s Sneaky Little Spy Trick — or How to Ruin Trust in Open Tech Well, guess what, folks — another shiny “open-source” toy just got caught playing 007. Turns out the bloody NanoKVM, that cute little single-board...

Portugal Finally Pulls Its Head Out of Its Cyber-Ass – Security Researchers Can Breathe Again Well, holy flaming routers, someone in government actually used their brain for a change. Portugal just updated its dusty-ass...

OpenAI Denies Ads in ChatGPT Paid Plans: Or, How to Piss Off the Internet Without Even Trying So apparently, the entire damn internet had a collective meltdown because someone thought OpenAI was secretly shoving ads into ChatGPT...

Another Glorious Clusterfuck: Palo Alto GlobalProtect Portals Under Siege Oh joy, another digital dumpster fire. Seems like the cyber-scumbags of the internet have decided to have a go at Palo Alto’s GlobalProtect VPN portals....

React2Shell: When Developers Forget to Do Basic Security 101 Well, here we bloody go again. Turns out some genius-level screw-up called React2Shell has gone and made life miserable for about 30 organisations, with a measly...

Cloudflare Takes a Giant Dump on the Internet Well, isn’t this a lovely clusterfuck? Cloudflare, the so-called guardian angel of half the bloody internet, decided to take the day off and crash in glorious fashion. Websites...

Windows 11 KB5070311: Yet Another Glorious Disaster by Microsoft Oh, fantastic, Microsoft’s at it again. They’ve dropped another so-called “preview update” — KB5070311 — and surprise, surprise, it’s gone and...

React2Shell: Another Day, Another Flaming Dumpster Fire of a Vulnerability Well, what the f***ing surprise — some bright spark’s “modern tech stack” just blew up again. This time it’s a critical bug called React2Shell,...