Category: IT

Microsoft Patches Another Flaming Windows Zero-Day Screw-Up Oh look, it's **Microsoft** again, bravely holding its beer while setting another dumpster fire out with a teaspoon. This time, some bright spark found a zero-day...

Google Expands Scam Protection – Because People Still Keep Falling For the Same Bloody Tricks So apparently, Google’s decided to do something *useful* for once instead of setting fire to their messaging apps yet again. Their...

Russia Throws a Tantrum and Blocks Roblox Over “LGBT Propaganda” — Because Apparently Imagination is Too Dangerous Well, here we bloody go again. Russia’s IT overlords decided it was perfectly rational to block Roblox —...

Freedom Mobile Screws Up—Customer Data Gets a Free Trip Down the Drain Well, here we bloody go again. Freedom Mobile, the Canadian telco that *promised* to keep your data safe, has apparently developed a new hobby—leaking...

Leroy Merlin Screws Itself in the Great Data Breach DIY Disaster Well, here we bloody go again. The French DIY retail beast, Leroy Merlin, apparently decided to test its own handiwork by drilling a massive hole in its own damn...

Microsoft Foundry on Windows Server – Because Clearly, We Needed *Another* Damn Platform So apparently, the brain wizards at Microsoft decided we didn’t already have enough server crap to manage, so they cooked up this...

Windows Admin Center Gets Virtualization Mode – Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough Damn Modes Already So, Microsoft—bless their caffeine-fueled little hearts—decided that managing Windows Servers wasn’t *quite*...

Windows 11 Update Finally Stops File Explorer from Throwing a Fit Well, holy flaming dumpster fire, Microsoft actually managed to unfuck something for once. The shiny new patch, dubbed KB5070311, rolled out for Windows 11, and...

Microsoft Strikes Again – Now File Explorer Flashes Like a Disco Ball Right, so those magnificent bastards at Microsoft have done it again. They shoved out update KB5070311 for Windows 11, probably thinking they’re making our...

University of Pennsylvania Gets Shafted by Oracle EBS Hack — Surprise, Your Data’s Gone! Well, isn't that just fucking peachy? The University of Pennsylvania — yes, that big fancy “look how prestigious we are” school...