Category: IT

Shai Hulud 2.0 – Because Apparently We Haven’t Been Screwed Enough by Supply Chain Crap Well, well, well… guess what the tech gods have vomited up this week? Another npm malware shitstorm, this time called Shai Hulud 2.0...

ChatGPT Decides to Take a Nap — Chaos Ensues Well, apparently the mighty ChatGPT — that fancy AI everyone won’t shut the hell up about — decided to spontaneously take a worldwide coffee break. Users everywhere were losing...

FTC Smacks Illuminate Education for Hoarding Student Data Like Greedy Data Goblins Oh, look, another *fine fucking mess* brought to us by the brilliant minds at a so-called “education technology” company. The FTC decided to...

OpenAI’s Going Full Capitalist—Brace Yourselves for Goddamn Ads in ChatGPT Oh joy, the geniuses at OpenAI have decided that what the world really needs is more fucking ads. Because apparently, it wasn’t enough that ChatGPT...

Asahi’s Big Fat Data Hangover: When Your Beer Comes with a Side of Breach Well, well, well. Looks like Asahi — yeah, the big-ass Japanese beer company — just managed to spill more than beer this time. Turns out their idea...

Running a DHCP Server on OPNsense with Kea – Because Apparently the Universe Hates Simplicity So some poor bastard decided that running a DHCP server on OPNsense wasn’t already complicated enough and went ahead and swapped...

French Football Federation Gets Hacked – Because Of Course They Bloody Did So, the French Football Federation (FFF) decided to join the never-ending parade of “We’ve Been Hacked” victim clubs. Apparently, some cyber...

GitLab Public Repositories Exposed 17,000 Secrets — Because Apparently Security Is Optional Now Well, well, well… what a flaming pile of digital incompetence we’ve got here. Some poor sods over at GitLab managed to have...

Microsoft Breaks Yet Another Damn Thing — Now Hides the Password Icon on Lock Screen Oh, for *fuck's* sake, Microsoft’s at it again. You’d think after decades of patching one dumpster fire after another, they'd have learned...

The Flying Wi-Fi Wanker Finally Gets Grounded Oh, for fuck’s sake, here we go again — another self-proclaimed cyber “genius” thinking he’s bloody Neo from The Matrix, except instead of dodging bullets, this tosser’s...