Category: IT

EDR, Email, and SASE Security: Apparently Too Dumb to Notice Browser Attacks So, here we go again. The so-called “next-gen” security crap — EDR, email filtering, SASE, and all that shiny vendor horseshit — just got...

CISA Screaming About Yet Another Goddamn SmarterMail Flaw — Because No One Patches Their Shit So, here's the latest crapshow: CISA is waving big red flags about some SmarterMail Remote Code Execution (RCE) clusterfuck that’s...

DNKnife Linux Toolkit – Yet Another Malware Circus Well, strap in, folks, because the Internet idiots have found a new way to wreck your day. There’s a shiny new Linux-based toolkit called DNKnife, and it’s about as...

Germany’s Senior Officials Get Whacked by Signal Account Hijackers – Because Apparently Security is Still Optional So, the geniuses in Germany have discovered – shock horror – that cyber-scumbags are hijacking Signal...

Zendesk’s Spam Tsunami: Because Apparently We All Need More Crap in Our Inboxes Oh, bloody fantastic. Just when you thought your inbox couldn’t get any fuller with useless marketing sewage and fake “urgent” emails from...

Betterment’s Big Fat Data Fiasco: 14 Million Accounts Exposed — Because Why the Hell Not? Well, look who’s joined the “We Can’t Secure Shit” club. Betterment — yeah, that shiny fintech darling that’s supposed to...

Substack Screws Up: Another Day, Another Bloody Data Breach Well, color me absolutely not surprised. That shiny, smug newsletter platform, Substack, has managed to cock things up spectacularly again. According to those poor...

When Cloud Logs Screw You and the Network Bails Your Sorry Ass Out Right, so here’s the deal — this article is a bloody reality check for all those cloud-worshipping muppets who think their cloud logs are the holy gospel of...

Romanian Oil Company Gets Digitally Mugged by Qilin Ransomware – Because of Course It Bloody Did So apparently, Conpet – the folks in charge of slinging around oil across Romania – just got their digital knickers yanked...

Microsoft Purview and Its AI-Powered Data Security Hocus Pocus So Microsoft has decided that what the world really needs is more goddamn AI sprinkled over everything, like some kind of digital parsley. Enter Microsoft Purview...