Category: IT

Google’s AI Answers Are Now Infested With Freaking Ads – Because Of Course They Are Oh, bloody marvellous. Just when you thought the internet couldn’t get any more like a corporate dumpster fire, Google decides to start...

Avast Gives Everyone Free AI Shields Because Scammy Bastards Never Sleep Well, holy flaming fuckballs — Avast has finally done something that doesn’t involve trying to upsell you another “premium” version of their...

Azure Network Security Hub – Yet Another Bloody “Solution” From the Cloud Overlords Right, so Microsoft’s at it again, spewing out another shiny “one-stop-shop” piece of network security wizardry they’re calling the...

Scattered Spider Teen Hackers Cry “Not Guilty,” Because Apparently Reality Is Optional So, get this — a couple of little cyber-brats from the UK, allegedly part of that digital nuisance known as Scattered Spider, waltzed...

FCC Decides That Cybersecurity Is Optional — Because Who Needs Safety Anyway? Oh, for fuck’s sake. The FCC has just rolled back some cybersecurity rules for telecom companies, basically saying, “Hey hackers, the door’s...

CrowdStrike Finds a Sneaky Bastard Feeding Hackers Well, isn’t this just bloody typical. CrowdStrike — you know, the cyber nerd overlords with too many dashboards and not enough coffee — caught one of their own supposedly...

Grafana’s Latest “Oh Sh*t, Everyone’s an Admin!” F**k-Up So Grafana, that darling of dashboard nerds everywhere, has once again outdone itself in the category of “Let’s See How Badly We Can Screw Over Sysadmins.”...

Microsoft’s Patch Party: Now With Infinite Hotpatch Loops! Well, those magnificent bastards at Microsoft have done it again. This time, Windows 11 users got to enjoy a thrilling, never-ending dance with the “Hotpatch...

NVIDIA Cleans Up Microsoft’s Glorious October Clusterfuck Oh look, another month, another bloody mess. This time, NVIDIA had to pull out the mop and bucket because Microsoft’s October Windows update decided to play “Let’s...

Sturnus Malware: Yet Another Android Shitshow Oh bloody fantastic — just when you thought Android couldn’t get any worse, along comes some digital asshole called Sturnus ready to wreck your phone and rummage through your...