Category: IT

Fortinet Plays Silent Ninja With Zero-Day Crapstorm So, Fortinet, those splendid masters of “security,” decided to pull a sneaky one. They quietly patched a bloody zero-day vuln in their FortiWeb web application firewalls —...

Anthropic’s “Claude the Cyber Menace” – What a Bloody Circus Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Anthropic—those smug AI do-gooders—just tossed a steaming pile of “AI did cyberattacks” onto the internet, and...

CISA Screams About WatchGuard Firewall Flaw – Because Apparently, Patching is Optional Right, strap in, because this one’s a flaming dumpster fire baked in stupidity. The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency...

Police Crack Down on Cyber Scumbags Running Rhadamanthys, Venom RAT, and Elysium So, the global cyber police finally got off their collective asses and decided to clean up part of the digital cesspool. They went after three...

CISA Screams at Feds to Patch Their Bloody Cisco Crap — Because Apparently “Urgent” Still Isn’t Urgent Enough So, apparently, the U.S. government’s tech babysitter, CISA, had to *again* tell all those federal pencil...

Windows 11 25H2 Group Policy Settings – Because Microsoft Can’t Stop Poking the Bear Alright, so here we bloody go again. Microsoft dropped yet another pile of “fresh” Group Policy settings in Windows 11 25H2, because...

Malware-Packed Android Photo Frames – Because We Can't Have Nice Things Oh joy, another day, another festering pile of technological incompetence! So apparently these fresh-out-of-the-box “smart” Android photo frames –...

Microsoft Finally Discovers Privacy: Teams Users Get Screen Capture Lockdown Oh, look, Microsoft has *finally* decided to slap some duct tape on its leaky privacy bucket. The almighty Teams is getting a shiny new “screen...

Kerberoasting in 2025 – Same Old Shit, Just Louder Alright, strap in because it’s another year and the cyber world’s still on fire. Apparently, some bright bastards have rediscovered *Kerberoasting*, that gloriously stupid...

Washington Post Screws the Digital Pooch — Again Well, what a bloody surprise — another so-called “serious” organization manages to trip over its own digital shoelaces. The Washington Post, yes, the *actual* paper that...