Category: IT

Trust Through Certification (TAC) for Microsoft Teams: Apps to consider allowing, compliance filter, Microsoft certified apps collections

Trust Through Certification in Microsoft Teams – Or How to Waste Your Life Approving Apps Right, so apparently Microsoft’s had this “bright” idea to make the Teams admin’s life just a little bit more “fun” (meaning:...

US charges 31 more suspects linked to ATM malware attacks

US Nabs 31 More Dipshits Behind ATM Malware Crime Spree Well, slap my circuits and call me cynical — the Feds finally caught another batch of digital dumbasses. Looks like Uncle Sam decided that 31 more morons running around...

Critical sandbox escape flaw found in popular vm2 NodeJS library

Critical Sandbox Escape in VM2 – Because Why Would Anything Just Bloody Work? Oh look, another day, another colossal screw-up in the world of JavaScript. This time, it’s the VM2 library for Node.js — you know, the one...

Nike investigates data breach after extortion gang leaks files

Nike Gets Kicked in the Cyber Nuts – Data Breach Chaos Ensues Well, the mighty swoosh just face-planted in the digital mud. Nike, the multibillion-dollar sneaker empire, is apparently scratching its head trying to figure out...

WinRAR path traversal flaw still exploited by numerous hackers

WinRAR Still Getting Its Arse Kicked by Hackers – Because No One Updates the Bloody Thing Oh for f**k’s sake, WinRAR again. Yes, that ancient fossil of a compression tool is still being dragged through the digital mud because...

ChatGPT Temporary chat feature is getting a much-needed upgrade

ChatGPT Finally Fixes Its Bloody Temporary Chat – Took It Long Enough Well, it’s about goddamn time! OpenAI finally decided to drag its lazy digital arse and do something useful for once – upgrading that half-baked...

CISA says critical VMware RCE flaw now actively exploited

VMware Gets Murdered by Yet Another Glorious Exploit — Because Apparently, Patching Is Too Bloody Hard So, grab your coffee (or whisky, depending on how many “oh f**k” emails you’ve had today), because CISA’s waving the...

Microsoft discontinues support for answer files (unattend.xml) in Windows Deployment Services (WDS): Reasons and alternatives

Microsoft Kills Off Unattend.xml in WDS – Because Why The Hell Not? Well, those happy clowns at Microsoft have done it again — they’ve taken a nice, dependable, time-tested tool and thrown it off a goddamn cliff. That’s...

Hackers can bypass npm’s Shai-Hulud defenses via Git dependencies

Hackers Give NPM’s New “Security” Feature the Finger Well, guess what, folks? The geniuses over at NPM thought they’d tighten up their defenses with this fancy-ass “Shai Hulud” system — basically a big, desert-worm...

6 Okta security settings you might have overlooked

6 Okta Security Settings You Probably Screwed Up (Because Of Course You Did) So here we go again — another delightful romp through all the ways IT departments manage to completely bungle basic security like a bunch of...