Category: IT

Microsoft Breaks Outlook for iOS — Again. Because Why the Hell Not? Well, what a magnificent clusterfuck from the fine folks at Microsoft. Turns out, Outlook for iOS decided to go belly up — freezing, crashing, and generally...

Security Baseline for Microsoft 365 Apps v2512 – A Load of Policy-Flavored Fun Oh great, another bloody “security baseline” update from Microsoft. Because apparently what we all needed today was another 50-page novella of...

What an AI-Written Honeypot Taught Us — and Why Humanity’s Still Screwed Oh, bloody fantastic. Some genius decided to let an AI write a honeypot, because apparently, we’ve run out of actual humans to screw things up the...

Hackers Abuse Telnetd Bug Because Apparently, 2024 Still Thinks Telnet Is Cool Right, so apparently there’s a bunch of dumbass systems out there *still* running telnetd — yes, that ancient relic from the bloody Jurassic era...

US Booting Out a Bunch of ATM-Emptying Malware Morons Right, strap in because this one’s a real clusterfuck. The U.S. Feds have finally decided they’ve had enough of a pack of Venezuelan cyber-twats who thought it’d be...

CISA Says Four Enterprise Software Bugs Are Getting Ripped Open – No Surprise There Well, hold onto your digital asses, because CISA has popped up again waving their arms like a panicked sysadmin on a Friday afternoon....

Malicious AI Extensions in VSCode: Because Apparently Nothing Is Sacred Anymore Oh, for fuck’s sake — now even Visual Studio Code, the almighty text editor that every caffeine-addled developer worships, has got itself riddled...

Hackers Kick Down Fortinet’s Front Door and Nick Firewall Configs Well, here we bloody go again. Fortinet just got pantsed by some enterprising bastards who went joyriding through unpatched FortiGate firewalls like it was an...

Hackers Go to Town on Cars – Pwn2Own Day 2: The Cyber Bloodbath Well, grab your damn popcorn because the second day of Pwn2Own Automotive was basically a demolition derby for car software. Those brilliant, slightly deranged...

Microsoft Cramming More Bloody AI Into Notepad and Paint – Because Why The Hell Not? So, guess what those geniuses at Microsoft have been up to? Yep, shoving more bloody “AI” into Notepad and Paint. Because clearly what the...