Category: IT

Nakivo v11.1 — Another Bloody “Upgrade” To Keep the Server Fires Burning Right, so Nakivo’s back at it again, belching out version 11.1 of their backup and disaster recovery tool, like it’s the second coming of Zeus...

AI Has Eaten All the Bloody Hard Drives So apparently, the almighty god of buzzwords—AI—has decided it needs every last spinning rust platter on the planet. Yeah, those fancy cloud hyperscalers—Amazon, Google, Meta, and...

Microsoft Spots Another Digital Dumpster Fire: "WhisperGate" or Whatever-the-Hell Leak So apparently the wizards at Microsoft have stumbled upon yet another oh-so-charming cyber clusterfuck, this time called the “Whisper...

ChatGPT Leaks: The Dumpster Fire Google Didn’t Ask For Oh for fuck’s sake, just when you thought the internet couldn’t get more embarrassingly idiotic, it does a goddamned swan dive straight into the septic tank. So...

Microsoft’s Shopping Bots: Because Apparently We Needed More Crap Trying to Sell Us Crap So, in another thrilling episode of "Tech Giants Have Lost the Plot," Microsoft has decided to unleash a horde of goddamn shopping bots...

Samsung’s Zero-Click Disaster – Because Why Would Security Ever Work Properly? Oh, bloody marvellous. Samsung’s managed to join the "Zero-F**king-Click Vulnerability" club. Seems some nasty little bastards out there figured...

Windows 10 Throws a Fit, LTSC Users Lose Their Shit Well, Microsoft’s done it again — tripping over its own digital shoelaces and managing to piss off half its user base in the process. Apparently, some poor sods using...

Google’s Bloody Gemini 3 and Banana 2 Leak — Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough Overhyped AI Crap Already So, some genius out there couldn’t keep their digital gob shut, and now the internet’s buzzing about a...

ID Verification Laws: Because Obviously We Haven’t Learned a Bloody Thing Oh, look, another genius move by the powers that be — force every bloody website, bank, and three-legged goat herder to demand more personal data from...

Cisco Firewalls Fall on Their Arse – Again Oh bloody fantastic, because what the world really needed right now was another flaming Cisco screw-up. Seems those overpaid corporate clowns managed to gift-wrap yet another set of...