Category: IT

ChatGPT Leaks: The Dumpster Fire Google Didn’t Ask For Oh for fuck’s sake, just when you thought the internet couldn’t get more embarrassingly idiotic, it does a goddamned swan dive straight into the septic tank. So...

Microsoft’s Shopping Bots: Because Apparently We Needed More Crap Trying to Sell Us Crap So, in another thrilling episode of "Tech Giants Have Lost the Plot," Microsoft has decided to unleash a horde of goddamn shopping bots...

Samsung’s Zero-Click Disaster – Because Why Would Security Ever Work Properly? Oh, bloody marvellous. Samsung’s managed to join the "Zero-F**king-Click Vulnerability" club. Seems some nasty little bastards out there figured...

Windows 10 Throws a Fit, LTSC Users Lose Their Shit Well, Microsoft’s done it again — tripping over its own digital shoelaces and managing to piss off half its user base in the process. Apparently, some poor sods using...

Google’s Bloody Gemini 3 and Banana 2 Leak — Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough Overhyped AI Crap Already So, some genius out there couldn’t keep their digital gob shut, and now the internet’s buzzing about a...

ID Verification Laws: Because Obviously We Haven’t Learned a Bloody Thing Oh, look, another genius move by the powers that be — force every bloody website, bank, and three-legged goat herder to demand more personal data from...

Cisco Firewalls Fall on Their Arse – Again Oh bloody fantastic, because what the world really needed right now was another flaming Cisco screw-up. Seems those overpaid corporate clowns managed to gift-wrap yet another set of...

Landfall Spyware – The Digital Kick in the Teeth for Samsung Users Well, here we go again — another bloody day, another pack of cyber-goblins shoving spyware down our digital throats. Some sneaky bastards have cooked up a new...

QNAP's Swiss-Cheese NAS Security – Because Why the Hell Not? So, QNAP — those fine geniuses known for making overpriced boxes full of spinning rust and Linux — just patched seven bloody zero-days that got absolutely...

Microsoft Promises “Faster” PC Recovery in Windows 11 — Because Apparently Waiting 3 Hours to Fix Their Crap Was Too Quick So, Microsoft’s latest bright idea from the dungeon of dubious genius is this so-called “Quick...