Category: IT

Betterment Screws the Pooch — Data Breach Leads to Crypto Scam Clusterf*** Well, strap in folks, because another so-called “secure” financial service has managed to trip over its own shoelaces and faceplant right into a...

Android Users Getting Shafted by Another Glorious Google F***-Up Well, well, well, guess who screwed up again? Yep, our dear overlords at Google managed to break something as simple as volume buttons on Android 14. Because...

Microsoft’s January 2026 Patch Tuesday — Same Crap, New Flaws Well, here we go again. Microsoft’s back at it with another Patch Tuesday full of “miraculous” security magic — if by magic you mean slapping duct tape...

Windows 11 Updates: Because Microsoft Just Can’t Stop Poking the Bear Ah great, Microsoft has graced us with *another* round of so-called “cumulative updates” — KB5074109 and KB5073455 — for Windows 11. Because god...

Microsoft’s Latest Windows 10 “Don’t Die Yet” Patch – AKA KB5073724 Oh look, Microsoft’s back again like that zombie ex who just won’t stay buried, this time dragging an “Extended Security Update” for poor old...

Microsoft’s “Totally Not Late” Secure Boot Update — Because Everything’s On Fire So, apparently, the geniuses at Microsoft finally woke up, spilled their lukewarm corporate coffee, and decided to roll out new Secure...

Belgian Hospital Gets Cyber-Kicked Right in the Servers Well, isn’t this just a steaming pile of digital crap. The Belgian hospital AZ Monica just got itself thrown into the wonderful world of cyber-chaos after some no-good...

Central Maine Healthcare Screws the Cybersecurity Pooch (Again) Well, guess what? Yet another bunch of IT geniuses managed to let hackers stroll right through their bloody digital front door. Central Maine Healthcare (yeah, those...

Anthropic’s Claude Invades Healthcare — Because Apparently Doctors Need a Chatbot Too So Anthropic, those overachieving AI nerds who thought *Claude* should try running the universe, decided it wasn’t enough to annoy us in...

Windows 11 Insider Preview Build 26220.7535 – Yet Another Bloody Update Right, so Microsoft’s back at it again, shoving yet another “groundbreaking” build down everyone’s throats. This time it’s Windows 11 Insider...