Category: IT

Microsoft Wants to Teach You Incident Response Because Apparently Chaos Needs a Workshop Right, so Microsoft is offering a workshop to help organizations build or improve their incident response plans, which is corporate-speak...

OpenAI’s Astra Hits the “Oh Shit, This Is Serious” Cyber Threshold Right, here’s the deal. The article says OpenAI’s Astra has apparently crossed some fancy-pants “critical cyber capability threshold,” which is a...

Ransomware Protection for MSPs: The 6-Point “Don’t Be Completely Screwed” Checklist Right, so this BleepingComputer piece is basically a reminder to MSPs that ransomware isn’t some distant bogeyman — it’s a daily pain...

Microsoft’s AI “fix” for Outlook and Teams on ARM PCs: because apparently games matter more than your bloody email So here’s the latest bit of corporate clownery from Microsoft: ARM-based Copilot+ PCs are still tripping...

Excel Canvas: Because Apparently Spreadsheets Weren’t Already a Bloody Cult Right then, here’s the deal. Microsoft is cooking up something called Excel Canvas, which is basically a shiny new way to turn workbook data into...

Hackers Are Forging JFrog Artifactory Admin Tokens, Because Apparently Patch Management Is Still Too Fucking Hard Right, here’s the miserable little situation: attackers are actively exploiting a critical JFrog Artifactory...

Azure Multicloud Interconnect Is Out of Preview, and Yes, It’s Fast as Hell Right, so Microsoft has finally dragged Azure Multicloud Interconnect out of preview and into general availability, which means some poor bastards in...

Visual Studio Code 1.137 Insiders Hits Microsoft’s Linux PPA, Because Apparently We Needed More Shit to Update So here’s the deal, you poor bastard: Microsoft has shoved Visual Studio Code 1.137 Insiders into its Linux PPA,...

Firefox 155 and Thunderbird 155: Mozilla Starts a Fortnightly Release Race, Because Apparently Chaos Needed a Schedule Right, so Mozilla has decided that the old release cadence wasn’t quite enough of a headache, and now...

Microsoft Teams Finally Does One Damn Sensible Thing With Notification Pause Here’s the short version, because nobody’s got time to wade through Microsoft’s usual swamp of half-baked “features” and cheerful corporate...