Category: IT

Hardware-Accelerated BitLocker Encryption: Because Apparently Software Was Too Damn Slow Right, so Microsoft’s gone and stuffed yet another shiny new “feature” into Windows 11, this time letting BitLocker use fancy...

Baker University Sh*ts the Bed with Data Breach, Screws Over 53,000 People Oh, wonderful. Another day, another half-baked university with an IT department running on caffeine fumes and duct tape. Baker University just dropped the...

Windows 11 Store CLI – Or How Microsoft Finally Let You Script the Bloody Store Oh look, Microsoft finally pulled its collective thumb out and gave us something halfway useful: a command-line tool to wrangle the Microsoft Store...

Italy Smacks Apple with a €116 Million Fine — Because Apparently “Privacy” Isn’t in Cupertino’s Vocabulary Well, well, well... the Italian competition watchdog just told Apple to shove its “do as we say, not as we...

When the French Postal Bank Decided to Take a Cyber Shit Nap So, La Banque Postale — you know, France’s lovely postal banking arm — decided to have a digital meltdown after some mystery bastards launched a cyberattack that...

Microsoft Tightens Teams Messaging Security — Finally, Some Bloody Common Sense Well, it’s about damn time. Microsoft is apparently waking up from its decade-long nap and deciding to beef up Teams security by default starting...

Malicious Chrome Extensions Are at It Again – Because, of Course, They Are Well, look who’s screwing up again — Chrome’s bloody Web Store. Apparently, a bunch of “totally legit” extensions decided to moonlight as...

WebRAT Malware and the Idiocy of Downloading "Free Exploits" Right, so apparently some genius malware-slingers have decided to use GitHub to spread their latest digital dog turd called WebRAT. And how are they doing it? By luring...

What’s New in Microsoft Foundry (Oct–Nov 2025) — The Bastard AI From Hell Version Ah, another round of “look how shiny our new features are” from the overlords at Microsoft. The Foundry team’s been busy, apparently,...

Garmin’s Emergency Autoland Pulls a Miracle So Humans Don’t Crash the Damn Plane Right, so apparently the fancy tech wizards at Garmin actually had their shiny “Emergency Autoland” thing deployed in a real-life,...