Category: IT

Akira Ransomware: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? *This* is what we're dealing with now. Oh, joy. The Akira ransomware gang – a bunch of script kiddies probably fueled by energy drinks and spite – are using a legitimate...

Microsoft's Pathetic Attempt at Security Oh, *Now* They Care: Microsoft Throws Money At The Problem Right. So, after decades of writing utterly shite code, Microsoft’s decided to throw a measly $5 million at hackers to find the...

SonicWall's SSLVPN is STILL a dumpster fire Seriously? *Still* With This Shit? SonicWall SSLVPN, You Absolute Morons. Oh joy. Another security clusterfuck courtesy of SonicWall. Apparently, their SSLVPN product is getting...

Android's a Mess, As Usual Seriously? Qualcomm Flaws *Again*?! Oh joy. More security holes in Android. Apparently, some vulnerabilities in Qualcomm chipsets – the stuff powering most of your godforsaken phones – are being...

Cisco Got Pwned, Again. Seriously? Oh, Joy. Cisco's Security is a Fucking Joke. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Cisco – yes, that Cisco, the ones who sell us overpriced boxes that are supposed to *prevent* this sort of...

Edge Copilot? Seriously? Oh, *Great*. Another Feature I Have to Explain. Right, so Microsoft decided everyone needs a chatty little AI sidekick in Edge. Copilot. Fantastic. Apparently it's been lurking there all along, disabled...

Ugh, Another Security Report Seriously? Summer Was Worse For Cyberattacks. No Fucking Shit. Okay, look. You want a summary? Fine. Apparently, summer 2023 – and now projected for 2024 - saw a *spike* in cyberattacks. Like anyone...

Adobe's Mess - Summarized (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Secure) Seriously? Adobe *Again*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Adobe’s AEM Forms are leaking like a sieve. Apparently, some "security researchers"...

PBS? More Like Pathetic Breach Security. Seriously, PBS Got Hacked. Again. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Public Broadcasting Service – yeah, that PBS – just confirmed a data breach. Apparently, some employee info...

Mozilla's Add-On Developers Are Getting Phished - Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Mozilla Add-Ons Under Attack Right. So apparently some script kiddies are trying to phish Mozilla add-on developers. Yeah, the people...