Category: Security

FOR FUCK'S SAKE: NOW GOOGLE'S CHATBOTS ARE SHILLING IMAGINARY INTERNET MONEY Perfect. Just perfect. While I was busy explaining to users that "the cloud" isn't actually a fucking cloud, scammers have weaponized Google's Gemini...

ISC Stormcast For Thursday, February 19th, 2026 Oh, for fuck's sake. Another day, another parade of security disasters brought to you by the collective incompetence of the human race. Today's Stormcast is sponsored by the letters...

South Africa: Where 40% of the Population Are Fucking Human Piñatas for Scammers Oh, look, another survey confirming what every goddamn sysadmin already knows: users couldn't spot a scam if it bit them on the arse and stole...

CRESCENTHARVEST: Because Apparently Iranian Dissidents Need More Shit in Their Lives For fuck's sake. Just when you thought the universe couldn't shit on Iranian protest supporters any harder, along comes another sodding malware...

From Exposure to Exploitation: How AI Shreds Your Response Window Into Confetti Oh, brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. As if my existence wasn't already a never-ending parade of human stupidity, now I have to read about how...

Fake IPTV Apps Spread "Massiv" Android Malware, Darwinism Confirmed Oh look, another fucking day where humanity's collective intelligence drops another ten points. Some enterprising shitweasels have been pumping out fake IPTV...

ThreatsDay: Another Shitshow of Security Fuckups Oh for fuck's sake. It's only Tuesday and the infosec world has already shat the bed, set it on fire, and is now trying to claim the smoke is a "feature." Welcome to ThreatsDay,...

Connected and Compromised: When IoT Shitboxes Turn Into Threats Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the universe couldn't shit out another security nightmare, here comes the goddamn Internet of Things. You know, that...

Microsoft Patches CVE-2026-26119: Another Day, Another Dumpster Fire Oh look, it's that time again - Microsoft has discovered that shipping shit code has consequences. CVE-2026-26119 is a privilege escalation vulnerability in...

Operation Red Card 2.0: INTERPOL's Africa Cybercrime Crackdown Nabs 651 Scumbags Oh, brilliant. INTERPOL's been out playing cyber-cop again with Operation Red Card 2.0 - which sounds like a shitty mobile game but is apparently a...