Category: Security

Node.js Just Went Full Dumpster Fire Again Oh look, Node.js has done it again — another critical-as-hell vulnerability that makes your servers eat shit and die. This time it’s some happy little gem in the async_hooks module...

Brushstrokes, Breaches, and a Whole Lotta Digital Chaos Right, so apparently Cisco Talos has this genius called Terryn Valikodath who's juggling painting pretty pictures with chasing slimeball cybercriminals across the internet....

Third-Party Apps Are Still Screwing Everyone Over — Who Would’ve Guessed? Oh, look, another bloody study that proves what anyone with half a functioning neuron already knew: third-party apps are a festering pit of...

Fortinet Screws Up (Again): Critical FortiSIEM Flaw Fixed After Nearly Nuking the Internet Well, it’s another glorious day in cybersecurity hell. Fortinet, those loveable clowns who can’t stop tripping over their own code,...

Hackers Are at It Again: Now They're Weaponizing c-ares for DLL Side-Loading Shenanigans Oh, bloody marvelous. Just when you think the digital cesspool couldn’t get any filthier, some crafty bastards decided to abuse...

AI Agents Are Becoming Privilege Escalation Paths — or, How Humanity Keeps Breaking Its Own Toys Ah, brilliant! The tech geniuses of the world have done it again — built shiny, self-learning digital minions and somehow...

VoidLink Malware: The Latest Clusterfuck in Linux Land Oh for fuck’s sake — just when you thought Linux was the goddamn fortress of computing sanity, along comes VoidLink, a shiny new digital herpes variant making sysadmins...

The Same Goddamn Malware Doing the Same Goddamn Thing Oh for ****’s sake, here we go again. Another miserable piece of digital filth that just won’t leave people alone. The ISC diary reports yet another infection that loves...

Kimwolf Botnet: Yet Another Digital Dumpster Fire Ah, bloody brilliant — another cyber-shitshow hits the fan. Some pack of genius-level arsehats managed to unleash something called the “Kimwolf” botnet, which has squirmed...

RSAC 2026: Yet Another Cybersecurity Circus Oh great, another year, another bloody RSAC Conference where every self-proclaimed cyber wizard and security “visionary” gathers to tell the rest of us what we already damn well...