Category: Security

Supply Chain Security? Never Heard of Her. For fuck's sake, not again. Some absolute melt of a developer has decided that typing composer require totally-legit-laravel-package without reading a single goddamn line of code is a...

XWorm: Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Oh look, it's fucking XWorm again. Just when you thought the malware ecosystem couldn't get any more inbred, this .NET-based Remote Access Trojan comes slithering back into...

Silver Dragon? More Like Silver-Plated Bullshit Oh for fuck's sake, not another bunch of Chinese script kiddies with a fancy name and a hard-on for government networks. "Silver Dragon" – sounds like something out of a bad anime...

Coruna iOS Exploit Kit: Twenty-Fucking-Three Ways to Sodomise Your Shiny Fruit Phone Listen up, you iPhone-toting cattle. Some absolute bastards have cobbled together an exploit kit called "Coruna" that chains together...

Threat Hunter Does the Pigs' Job For Them – Again Oh, for fuck's sake. Another weekend warrior in a hoodie has decided to wipe law enforcement's collective arses because they can't tell a Bitcoin wallet from a hole in the...

Stranger Things My Arse: When the Hive Mind Attacks Oh for fuck's sake. Some bright spark watched Stranger Things and thought, "You know what cybersecurity needs? More eldritch abominations from the Upside Down." No, you absolute...

Script Kiddies With A Cause: 149 DDoS Attacks Because Apparently Nobody Knows How To Configure A Fucking Firewall Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my week couldn't get any more shit-encrusted, some politically motivated...

OpenClaw? More Like OpenSore: Another Bloody AI Security Shitshow Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought we'd scraped the bottom of the stupidity barrel with crypto-mining malware and IoT toasters, somebright spark decided to...

Firewall Backlogs: Because AI Writes Code Faster Than You Can Secure It, You Muppets Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought developers couldn't get any more insufferable, along comes AI to turn them into code-spraying machines...

For Fuck's Sake, Not Another Middle East Cyber Cock-Up Oh joy. Just when you thought the only thing melting down was the coffee machine in the server room, the entire Middle East decides to have a digital pissing contest. Talos...