Category: Security

RTF Files Hiding ZIPs: Because Malware Authors Are Cowardly Little Shits Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't possibly cram more stupidity into my already hemorrhaging inbox, the SANS crew goes and...

Oh Look, Another Fucking WAF to Save Your Incompetent SaaS Right, so apparently some arsehole thought it was a brilliant idea to build yet another SaaS platform without considering that the internet is crawling with bots thicker...

Weekly Security Recap: Yet Another Shitshow of Vendor Incompetence Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. Another week, another barrel of digital sewage dumped on us by the brain-dead morons who call themselves "security...

Google Fixes What Isn't Broken With Quantum-Proof Certificate Bollocks Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your browser couldn't get any more bloated, Google decides to piss about with Merkle Tree Certificates because...

Gemini Panel Gets Raped by Extensions: Another Day in Chrome's Security Shitshow Oh wonderful. Just fucking wonderful. Google decided that what the world really needed was yet another AI assistant bolted onto Chrome like a rusty...

Thousands of Public Google Cloud API Keys Exposed with Gemini Access After API Enablement Oh for fuck's sake. Not this shit again. Some helmet-wearing, paste-eating developers decided that hardcoding their Google Cloud API keys...

Pentagon Declares Anthropic a Supply Chain Clusterfuck Over Military AI Spat Well, isn't this just fucking perfect. The Pentagon—those paranoid bastards who think every USB stick is a Chinese spy—have officially slapped...

Who Gives a Flying Fuck About the Kimwolf Botmaster "Dort"? Oh brilliant, just what I needed today - another-exciting-episode of "Spot the Russian Script Kiddie" courtesy of Krebs on Security. Apparently some tosser calling...

ClawJacked: Because We Obviously Needed Another AI Security Clusterfuck Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Some over-caffeinated, VC-funded wanker has only gone and built OpenClaw—a local AI agent that exposes itself via...

Cisco's Three-Year Clusterfuck: Because Secure WANs Are For Losers Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your network infrastructure couldn't get any more compromised than your browser history, Cisco drops this steaming pile...