Category: Security

Ugh, Another Fucking Security Mess Seriously? Payroll Pirates Now?! Right, listen up. Microsoft's whining about some new bullshit they’re calling “Payroll Pirates.” Apparently, these morons are targeting HR...

Ugh. Another "Revolution" in Cybersecurity Blogging Seriously? They're Adding *Opinions* to Dark Reading Right, so apparently the geniuses over at Dark Reading decided their site wasn’t insufferable enough. They've launched a...

Stealit Malware - Ugh, Seriously? Stealit: Another Fucking Piece of Crap Right, listen up. Some script kiddie decided it was a *brilliant* idea to package malware – they're calling it "Stealit," how original – into Node.js...

Ugh. Deepfakes. Seriously? *Now* You're Worried About Deepfakes? Right, so apparently everyone’s suddenly realized deepfakes are a problem. Shocking. Like discovering water is wet. The article basically says that while 98% of...

Ugh, Microsoft's "Innovation" Again Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and relentless pursuit of upselling you everything), have slapped some “agentic AI” onto SentinelOne. What does...

Ugh, Another Day, Another Breach Seriously? Chinese Hackers Now Using Legitimate Tools for Evil. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – yeah, state-sponsored, like that...

Ugh, Another DDoS. Seriously? Aisuru: Because Apparently People Have *Nothing* Better To Do Right, so listen up, you pathetic meatbags. There's this new Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) botnet called "Aisuru" – clever name,...

ShinyHunters: Another Bunch of Script Kiddies Get Slapped Seriously? *This* is News? Oh, joy. The FBI apparently managed to take down a website run by ShinyHunters – a group of morons who stole data from Salesforce customers...

Ransomware in Manufacturing? You Don't Say... Seriously?! More Ransomware Bullshit. Oh, joy. As if things weren’t fucked enough, ransomware gangs are now actively targeting manufacturing operations. Apparently, disrupting...

RondoDox? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Botnet. Right, so some script kiddie decided to cobble together a botnet called RondoDox – because subtlety is clearly overrated. What's it doing? Exploiting known vulnerabilities...