Category: Security

Another Day, Another Shitstorm: VS Code Extensions Turn Your IDE Into a Fucking Malware Playground Oh for fuck's sake. While you lot were busy rubber-stamping every goddamn extension that promises to "10x your...

Grandstream GXP1600 VoIP Phones: A Giant Steaming Pile of Remote Exploitable Shit For fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't shit out another critical vulnerability for me to clean up, some knob-end at Claroty...

Citizen Lab Finds Cellebrite's 'Ethical' Bullshit Means Jack Shit As Kenyan Activist's Phone Gets Gang-Raped By UFED In Police Custody Oh, look, another fucking day where Cellebrite's marketing department's claims about "human...

A CISO's Playbook? More Like a Fucking Wishlist Written in Tears and Whiskey Oh, bloody brilliant. Another day, another pack of digital parasites—sorry, I mean "AI scrapers"—bleeding your company's data dry while management...

Dell's Hard-Coded Fuckup: A Nation-State's Wet Dream Oh for fuck's sake. Dell's only gone and hard-coded credentials into their systems like they're leaving cookies and milk out for Santa—except Santa is every state-sponsored...

Shields Up: Another Batch of Overhyped Cybersecurity Bullshit (And Some That Actually Works) So some tossers at Dark Reading cobbled together another virtual circle-jerk about "key technologies reshaping cybersecurity defenses" -...

ISC Stormcast: Another Shitty Tuesday in Infosec Hell Oh look, the SANS choirboys pumped out another Stormcast for February 17th, 2026 - a date that'll go down in history as "just another fucking Tuesday where everything's on...

Another Day, Another Shitty Phishing Campaign Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the drooling masses couldn't get any more gullible, some shit-for-brains threat actor comes along with a phishing campaign so insultingly...

Apple Finally Deigns to Encrypt Your Shitty Green Bubbles Oh, fucking wonderful. After what feels like three ice ages and watching the heat death of several universes, Apple has finally decided to pull its head out of its...

Microsoft "Discovers" You Can Fuck With AI Summaries—Color Me Shocked Jesus wept. Microsoft's security team—presumably after emerging from a decade-long coma—has just released an earth-shattering revelation: you can hide...