Category: Security

Ugh, Seriously? AI is Stealing Your Bloody Data – No Surprise There Right, listen up you lot. Some "research" (as if anyone needed a study to tell them this) has confirmed what any halfway competent sysadmin knew six months...

XWorm 6.0: Seriously? XWorm 6.0 is Back, You Idiots Oh, for the love of all that is unholy. XWorm, that piece of garbage malware-as-a-service (MaaS) thing? It's back. Version 6.0. Because apparently, making life harder for...

Ugh, Another "Revolutionary" AI Seriously? Google Did *What* Now? Right. So, Google's cooked up another AI, Gemini Code Assist (because apparently every single thing needs an 'AI' slapped on it now). This one doesn’t just find...

Seriously? Another Freaking VoIP Box Pwned. Oh joy. More security theatre from the people who think "security through obscurity" is a viable strategy. This time it's FreePBX getting their asses handed to them with CVE-2025-57819....

Seriously? Another One? Medusa's Still At It, Apparently. Oh, joy. More ransomware bullshit. The Medusa crew – because naming yourselves after a mythological monster is *so* original – are exploiting a critical vulnerability...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: BatShadow is at it Again. Right, listen up you lot. Some chuckleheads calling themselves "BatShadow" – original name, I know – are now deploying a new piece of malware...

Ugh, Another Security Mess Seriously? "Shadow Vibe Coding"? Right, so some bright sparks – and I use that term *very* loosely – are letting developers code stuff without proper oversight. They're calling it “shadow vibe...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Monday, and the internet is, predictably, still a dumpster fire. This week’s ISC Stormcast – because apparently we *need* to be told about all the ways things are...

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? Zimbra *Again*?! Right, listen up. Some godforsaken zero-day in Zimbra Collaboration Suite is getting exploited. Apparently, some assholes are using malicious ICS (Interchange Control Structure) files...