Category: Security

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how hackers work. Like it's not obvious. The Dark Reading virtual event – because...

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? More Android Shite. Right, so apparently some clowns in the UAE are slinging spyware at people via… wait for it… legitimate-looking apps. Like anyone trusts an app these days anyway?...

UAT-8099 - Seriously, More of *This*? UAT-8099: Chinese-Speaking Idiots Ruin the Internet (Again) Right, listen up. Some absolute morons – designated UAT-8099, because apparently naming things is hard – are messing with...

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? *Another* Android Security Fuckup Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons are pushing spyware on Android phones disguised as legitimate apps – specifically a Signal...

Threat Detection? More Like Threat *Ignoring*, Honestly Seriously, You Still Have Threat Detection Gaps? Ugh. Fine. I'll summarize this drivel for you people. Apparently, some organizations are still surprised when they get...

Oracle? Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another Oracle Mess Right, so listen up. Google Mandiant – yeah, the ones who should be focusing on *actual* problems – are now poking around a new extortion wave hitting Oracle...

Seriously? Another Fucking Vulnerability ThreatsDay Bulletin – Because Apparently Security is Optional Oh joy. Another week, another pile of security shitstorms. This time it's CarPlay. Some researchers found a way to remotely...

Ugh, Another Pentesting Article Seriously? Automate *Pentests* Now? Right, so apparently some people need their hand holding to deliver pentest reports. Like, you paid good money for a security assessment and now you're whining...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More of *This* Shit. Right, so some South Asian APT group – they're calling them "Confucius" because apparently naming these things like ancient philosophers makes them sound more important than they...

Soopsocks? More Like *Soup* of Malware Seriously?! Another One. Oh, joy. Some dipshit uploaded a malicious Python package to PyPI called "soopsocks". Yeah, soopsocks. Creative name, real original. It wasn't doing anything useful,...