Category: Security

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. China Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some Chinese-backed clowns – they’re calling them “APT31” because naming things makes them feel important – have been...

Ugh, Another Security "Insight" Seriously? You Need *Context* For Alerts?! Right. Like this is some groundbreaking revelation. Apparently, security teams are drowning in alerts – shocking. The article whines about alert fatigue...

Ugh, Microsoft Again Seriously? More "Innovation" From Redmond Right, so Microsoft's decided Sentinel wasn’t bloated enough. Now they're shoving “agentic security” down our throats. Basically, it means Sentinel will try to...

Gemini's a Mess, Obviously Oh Great, Another AI That's Broken. Seriously. Right, so some "researchers" – probably bored grad students with too much time on their hands – have found more holes in Google’s Gemini AI than a...

Shadow AI: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't Handle This) Oh, *Now* You’re Worried About Shadow AI? Right. So, after years of letting every idiot in the marketing department spin up a GPT instance without a second...

Seriously?! "user=admin"? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Oh, for the love of all that is holy... some idiot left a perfectly good, wide-open backdoor on their systems. We're talking about basic authentication with the username literally...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* Chinese Hackers?! Right, so listen up. Some new bunch of clowns calling themselves "Phantom Taurus" – original name, I know – are poking around government networks. Surprise, surprise,...

Ugh, Another Fucking Security Flaw Seriously? $50 is All It Takes. Right, listen up you lot. Some researchers – because apparently they have *nothing* better to do – figured out a way to completely bypass Intel and AMD's...

VMware? Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some Chinese state-sponsored actors – because *of course* it’s them – were poking around in a zero-day vulnerability in VMware ESXi...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? 'Klopatra'? What the actual fuck. Right, so some lazy-ass malware author cooked up a Trojan they're calling "Klopatra" – because originality is *clearly* dead. It’s an info stealer targeting...