Category: Security

Tenable Tackles AI Governance, Shadow AI Risks, & Data Exposure – Or, How to Stop Your Dumbass Users From Feeding Company Secrets to ChatGPT Oh, fantastic. Yet another article about AI, governance, and all the ways people keep...

Google Kicks IPIDEA’s Sorry Ass Off the Internet Well, what a goddamn surprise — Google decided to wake up one morning, put on its cyber-cop pants, and bitch-slap one of the biggest residential proxy networks around: IPIDEA....

SolarWinds Patches Four "Oopsie" Flaws — Because Apparently, Catching Fire Twice Wasn’t Enough Well, well, well. SolarWinds is back in the bloody news again. Because the universe clearly hasn’t had enough fun watching them...

3 Bloody Decisions CISOs Need to Make to Avoid a Total Dumpster Fire in 2026 Right, listen up, you caffeine-fueled digital janitors. The Hacker News just puked out an article about how CISOs — those brave souls who spend their...

Bloody UAT-8099 and Its Fancy New Tricks Oh bloody hell, here we go again – another pack of cyber delinquent tossers called UAT-8099 are running around reinventing the goddamn wheel of persistence. Because apparently the old...

IR Trends Q4 2025: Because Apparently the Internet’s Still on Fire Oh, wonderful. Another quarter, another steaming pile of cyber mayhem. Cisco Talos dropped their Q4 2025 intelligence report, and surprise surprise — the bad...

Survey of 100+ Energy Systems Reveals Critical OT Cybersecurity Gaps – Or, How Everyone’s Power Grid Is Basically a Dumpster Fire Well, congratulations, humanity — you’ve managed to take something as important as the...

ThreatsDay Bulletin: A Clusterfuck of RCEs, Darknet Drama, and Kernel Mayhem Well, strap in folks, because the cybersecurity gods have once again decided to take a giant digital dump on humanity. This week’s “ThreatsDay...

Microsoft’s January 2026 “Oh Shit, Not Again” Out-of-Band Update Right, gather ‘round, you bloody users. Turns out Microsoft has managed to cock things up again — surprise, surprise. The geniuses over at Redmond just...

Semantic Chaining: Yet Another Dumbass Way to Break Your Fancy AI Toys So, apparently some clever arseholes figured out a method called "semantic chaining" to yank the leash right off of those shiny, overconfident AI chatbots —...