Category: Security

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how the bad guys actually work. Like it's not obvious. The gist of this Dark Reading...

Ugh. Another Security Update. Seriously? More Bullshit. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability in Ivanti Connect Secure and Policy Secure gateways – specifically versions 21.x and 22.x....

Seriously?! Another Fucking Zero-Day Oh, Joy. More State-Sponsored Bullshit. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some state-sponsored chuckleheads – the article doesn't even bother naming *which* ones, because honestly,...

Pandoc? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Pandoc is a Mess Right, listen up. Some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability – CVE-2025-51591 – in Pandoc. Pandoc! The document converter? Yeah, that one. Apparently, if you...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? NPM Packages *Again*?! Right, listen up. Some absolute geniuses (and I use that term with the maximum amount of disdain) have figured out a way to hide malware in NPM packages using steganography....

Talos IR: A Summary (Because You Probably Screwed Up) So, You Messed Up. Now What? - Talos IR Explained Right, let's get this straight. You clicked something you shouldn’t have, ignored warnings, or generally ran your network...

Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Security Mess – Iframes, Are You Shitting Me? Right, so apparently some "researchers" (read: people who should have been looking at this *years* ago) discovered that iframes are STILL a massive...

YiBackdoor? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another Backdoor Right, listen up. Some "researchers" (and I use that term *loosely*) have found a new piece of malware called YiBackdoor. Big whoop. It’s not even original....

Ugh. Another Ransomware Headache Seriously? More of *this* Shit Right, so the Feds finally managed to drag themselves off their asses and indict two clowns – Nguyen Duc Phuong and Vo Van Hung – for being part of “Scattered...

Seriously?! You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me Right, listen up. Some absolute morons at a 158-year-old family business – H.B. Wilkinson & Co – managed to get completely OWNED because of a single, pathetic password. A SINGLE...