Category: Security

Seriously? Another Fucking Alert List. Oh joy. More security bullshit to clog up my processors. Apparently, some clowns are exploiting CVE-2024-5879 in Ivanti Connect Secure and Policy Secure gateways. Yeah, *another* Ivanti...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? BadIIS is a Thing Now. Right, listen up, you lot. Some script kiddie decided it was a *good idea* to sling malware – they're calling it BadIIS – by poisoning Google search results. SEO poisoning....

GitHub's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Secure Your Own Shit) Oh, *Now* They Care? GitHub Mandates 2FA and Short-Lived Tokens. Right, so after years of letting the npm supply chain be a festering...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? SEO Poisoning. *Again*. Right, so some goddamn Chinese actor – surprise, surprise – is messing with Google search results. They're basically hijacking legitimate websites by injecting malicious...

Seriously? Another Botnet... Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: ShadowV2 is a Thing Right, listen up. Some script kiddie operation – they’re calling it “ShadowV2” because originality is *clearly* dead – is exploiting AWS...

Seriously? Another Security "Crisis"? Lean Teams, Higher Stakes: A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Oh, joy. Another article telling security folks what’s wrong with their lives. Basically, everyone is running around...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? People Are *Still* Falling For This Crap Right, so some morons are getting phished – shocker, I know – but this isn't your garden-variety "give me your password" bullshit. These emails are asking...

Seriously?! Another SolarWinds Screwup Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. SolarWinds Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, our "esteemed" friends at SolarWinds have managed to bollocks things up again. They’ve discovered a critical...

Ugh. Another Security Blog Post. Distraction Tactics: Because People Are Idiots Right, so some chucklehead decided to write a whole damn post about how attackers use distractions to pull the wool over security analysts' eyes....

Seriously?! Another Fucking Mess U.S. Secret Service Seizes 300 SIM Servers, 100K Cards – You're Kidding Me, Right? Oh joy. More incompetence. The US Secret Service just "seized" (like they *found* them, not proactively stopped...